So this guy is being being prepped for his first colonoscopy and the nurse is explaining what the procedure entails.
First your going to roll on you side and hike one leg up,said the nurse. Then you will feel a little discomfort but we will give you a sedative for that. It will take about 30 minutes and will be over before you know it. And finally the nurse pats him on the shoulder and said not to worry that erections are a normal occurance. The guy immediately responded, i dont think me getting an erection is going to happen. And the nurse said Oh no i wasnt talking about you, i was talking about me.
Last x-mas I accompanied my ex-girlfriend for the first time to an epised-off catholic ( her words not mine) Easter service in Abilenne Texas. And the orator began his service by saying a blessing for the idiot in charge.
I kissed her on the cheek and said I will meet you outside.
Needless to say that didn’t go over to well. But I’ll be damn if I even thought that was part of an Easter celebration.
Did I mention she is my Ex-girl friend.
There is absolutely nothing I can add to this conversation that is worth anybodies time so I’m gonna be at the hall having a beer and listening to Ray Willie Hubbard sing “SCREW YOU, I’M FROM TEXAS. He’s doing a sound check right now.