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Like, the government can’t publish a list on a website...

One simple thing would be to not allow the crossing of a jurisdictional line, like that of a city or county.

I remember two such stunts in my prior tenure in the DPRM:

1) College Park was cut in half by the dems, placing each in an adjoining district. This eliminated any student vote from being effective.

2) Again, later,the dems, apparently wanting more party purity, changed Connie Morella’s (R) district from solely Montgomery county areas to include Prince George’s county. That took her out the next election.

Why does it talk?

An entire generation of retards, coming up.

If I’m in good enough shape, I might just take over the country.

Biggest clue:

“Mom” and “Dad” are actually the same sex, in spite of clothing or surgery, and you are the result of adoption or artificial insemination.

Less than what is killed by socialism.

Just think how many fireman lives will be saved if we stop sending them into burning buildings.

From Jesus: “Know them by their fruits.”

NO to commie care repeal.
YES to amnesty.

When I slap you, you’ll take it and like it.

Knowing agenda bullets is nothing.

Knowing what they plan to do concerning those items is what’s needed.

So it’s cheaper to cut and be done than to treat the mental disorder, which could last for the rest of their lives.

Now I know why the gov wants to push the fag bit.

It’s cheaper to pretend they’re normal.

And to avoid the 5 second rule in meetings, a doll will be provided with eyes that light up every 4 seconds, at which point meeting participants must look at the doll for one second at which point its eyes go dark.

I always said that Trump’s first trade deal should’ve been with UK - they get illegals, we get brexit supporters.

“Strange Quark Matter” “up down Quark Matter”

I don’t like these names. I propose Bubba and Jethro, respectively.

Will they have a smoking section?

If social media causes obesity, then, in the name of health, it should be taxed like tobacco.

E.g., each time you log in or post, you are taxed equivalently to the excise tax of one cigarette.

This can be collected by the site owner through your credit card.

“Ex-wife’s lawyer”

Imagine if it were a murder case - say an innocent husband reports death and tells cops at the scene where he was, etc..

But, oops, made a mistake in the details and cops find out thanks to nazi-pass.

Now they can charge him with lying to the police. If they exhaust all other leads, they might even be able to use that “lie” to get a murder conviction.

I’m looking forward to all of them committing suicide to save the planet.

Are they getting tired of picking on smokers?

“Right”

It’s my belief that the rash of peanut allergies stems from yuppies not wanting to feed their kids peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the high chair days because that bread, fat, and sugar wasn’t “healthy”.

I don’t actually remember smearing that stuff all over my face when it was my turn, but later on I enjoyed watching others doing it, all back in the day.

Sadaam Hussein’s paper shredder could probably be pulled out and cleaned up.