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Before using 911, use 1911.

Because short, fat and slow will still get the job done.

.45ACP

Personally, I prefer the Dos Equiis virus.
Or the St. Pauli Girl virus.

I have a GPS based “Atomic Clock” for my alarm clock. It automatically adjusts the time, EXCEPT you have to change it from DST OFF to DST ON. Guess what I forgot to do? So at 0500 this morning my wife’s phone alarm goes off, and I fond that I’m 30 minutes late getting up.

By scrambling around, short shower, wolfing down breakfast (which wife prepared) I ended up being only 10 minutes late to work. Damn “automatic” clock.

“Mini-Mike is an EXPERT on everything...he can even teach you how to farm”

When I think of Bloomingidiotberg being a farmer, I see Pauly Shore in “Son In Law” with the cow peeing on his head.

Woke up one night to my 18 year old daughter crying to her mother. SOB hit her. Then SOB started banging on my door, at 11 o’clock. I opened the door, accompanied by 1911, and asked SOB if I could help him.

SOB took off like an F-14 on full military afterburners.

Ain’t seen hide nor hair of him since. And daughter learned a good lesson.

Like I’ll listen to anything from Mr. Twerking Eyebrow.

I’m sick of him. The more Bloomingidiotberg is on TV, the more I want to stick a boot in his a -er- derriere.

Keep on giving us your obnoxious commercials and NOBODY will want to vote for you.

Hell, I can’t even enjoy my classic westerns anymore.

Just because one served in the military doesn’t mean one is an expert on guns.

My example: 20 year navy Vet, only handled two guns during the 20 years. A pistol (don’t even remember the caliber) during boot camp, and a .38 near the end of my career trying to qualify as expert (I wanted the medal, didn’t make it). And the .38 was voluntary.

In those days, unless you were assigned to a security detail you never used a gun.

“If he is a true commie...
Once sanders is sworn in ..you will no longer be able to talk negatively about THE STATE (sanders)
You could end up in prison or possibly executed.”

Kind of sounds like what Northam and the dems are trying to do in Richmond.

So she is a “Lying dog faced pony soldier” straight out of the “Basket of Deplorables.”

Bump for later.

Uniform Code of Military Justice.

Yes, there has to be desire.

I took college prep classes in high school. I went to college, studying biology. Well, not really studying.

But I had a knack for and enjoyed fixing things.

I dropped out of college, joined the Navy and became an electronics tech. Over 40 years later and I still love my work.

Bloomingidiotberg

I love that.

Anything like the current bill in Virginia, that can have you hauled into jail in Richmond if you voice an opinion against any of the state government?

Virginia dems trying to take our 2nd Amendment, and the 1st with it.

Capitol grounds fenced in. One way in and two ways out, all on the same street. I see a killing field.

Finally, the IRS has done something I agree with!

Wait a minute...I thought Elizabeth Warren was a red Indian.