“voters arent paying attention to all of her strengths as a candidate”
Calling all voters. Quick! Pay attention to Hillary’s strengths as a candidate! Here’s my list:
1. Hasn’t killed anyone lately.
2. Gets e-mails from the Preident
3. Hasn’t fallen down lately.
4. Wants more refugees to be admitted (oh, come on. Is that really a strength?)
5. Keeps wearing retro pants suits.
6. Recovers from pneumonia quickly.
7. Excellent performance in every debate so far.
8. Great husband and wife team.
9. Hasn’t thrown a fit in public yet.
10. Knows how to trade cattle futures.