Entertainment is seeing reactions like yours to something so obviously and self evidently satiric. Scary too when you say you follow the issue of fusion. OOOppps!
Sure. Put your hands on screen of your monitor and wait it to come to you. No getting up, think happy thoughts, chant if that helps. Feeling any links yet?
You’ll have to read the many technical papers to find out exactly but it appears to be not too mass for all those volts. But first read in my first comment:
(gott chamitt dasa tire) Gottcha mitt da satire? The cold fusion hoopla has become a bore. Time to have a bit of fun with the fellas.