“Used to be known as the Obama Cocktail. The ingredients seem to taste better if stolen from a burning liquor store.
1 cup Sweet Fruit Punch of unknown origin. ‘Trayvon Drank’ or Jonestown Kool-Aid will work.
1/2 cup Cuban Rum
1/2 cup Soviet Vodka
2 shots of Ghetto Whine
1/4 cup of cheapest Tequila
add 3 oz LSD
shake with crushed ice. Filter through Michelle School Lunch Bread.
Drink liberally until The Mombasa MF, Eric Holder, or Reggie Love look good to you.”