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  • Tennessee Lawmaker: No Food Stamps for Ice Cream, Sodas

    01/18/2017 7:36:41 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 70 replies
    WTVC ^ | Sunday, January 15th 2017 | Alana LaFlore
    UPDATE: Sheila Butt announced on Tuesday that she is withdrawing the bill. Read more about that here.Tennessee, more than 1 million people depend on benefits from the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program to put food on their tables. Rep. Shelia Butt, R-Columbia, introduced a bill that would stop people from using those benefits, know as SNAP or food stamps, to buy foods high in calories, sugar and fat. Some people in our area think the bill is a good idea. "Milk and food items is fine," said Alan Rogers. "That's what they're for. Just to sustain life. All this other stuff...
  • RNC Will Cause a Backlash Vote With Their Constant Interference

    04/28/2016 2:23:55 PM PDT · by Vendome · 24 replies
    Vanity | 04/28/2016 | Vendome
    So, I just read the "RNC official: Donald hitting 1,237 won't matter". No Shiite? You dirty rotten bass turds can anally self mutilate for all I care. I just may drop my support for Cruz and throw in for Trump. I may even get "So Tired" of Winning but, you pathetic losers aren't going to continue acting without repercussions. In fact, if you suffered a concussion it would be a great day for America. GFY's!!!
  • NYT Hitpiece: In Donald Trump's Worldview America Comes First and Everyone Else Pays

    03/26/2016 12:15:47 PM PDT · by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton · 64 replies
    New York Slimes ^ | 3/26/2016 | NYT
    Anyone else see this as THE MAIN REASON Trump is kicking butt?
  • Before Teflon Trump, there was Bulletproof Paul LePage

    01/22/2016 5:38:40 PM PST · by ObamahatesPACoal · 10 replies
    Washington Post ^ | January 16 | Amber Phillips
    As Donald Trump called many illegal Mexican immigrants "rapists and criminals" and questioned Sen. John McCain's (R-Ariz.) war hero status and suggested temporarily banning Muslim immigrants -- all while climbing to or remaining at the top of the Republican presidential polls -- we in the political media scratched our heads and wondered how this could happen. (SNIP) Meet Maine Gov. Paul LePage, the Donald Trump before there was Donald Trump. If you haven't heard of him -- or hadn't heard of him until he recently said drug dealer with names like "D-Money" were coming to Maine and impregnating "young, white...
  • The Girls Cast and Brian Williams Discuss the Premiere’s Shocking Sex Scene

    01/13/2015 6:41:45 AM PST · by CharlesThe Hammer · 54 replies
    Vulture ^ | 1/11/15 | Renatta Sellitti
    Always game to push the boundaries of the portrayal of awkward sex on television, merely a few short minutes into Girls’ fourth season, Lena Dunham managed to up the squirm factor by tossing in some unexpected butt play between Marnie (Allison Williams) and Desi (Ebon Moss-Bachrach). We caught up with the cast (and Brian Williams) at the season four premiere and asked them — as delicately as we could — their thoughts on the soon-to-be-infamous sex scene.
  • The Best of Paul LePage | SUPERcuts! #143 (Video)

    Paul LePage: America's Governor.
  • Businesses cash in as women chase bigger butts

    11/12/2014 1:49:08 PM PST · by Bettyprob · 38 replies
    The Associated Press ^ | Nov. 11, 2014 | Joseph Pisani
    NEW YORK (AP) — Gym classes that promise a plump posterior are in high demand. A surgery that pumps fat into the buttocks is gaining popularity. And padded panties that give the appearance of a rounder rump are selling out. The U.S. booty business is getting a big bump. Companies are cashing in on growing demand from women seeking the more curvaceous figures of their favorite stars, who flaunt their fuller rear ends. Nicki Minaj, for instance, raps about her "big fat" butt in "Anaconda." Reality star Kim Kardashian posts photos of hers on Instagram. And in the music video...
  • Federally funded sex ed program teaches Hawaii middle schoolers that butts are genitals

    02/25/2014 9:16:39 PM PST · by Flyin' Hawaiian · 34 replies
    The Daily Caller ^ | February 25, 2014 | Eric Owens
    A member of Hawaii’s House of Representatives is criticizing an ambitious, federally funded sex education program currently in use in 12 of the state’s public schools. The pilot curriculum, called “Pono Choices,” targets 11- to 13-year-old students. (“Pono” is a Hawaiian word that basically means “good” or “moral.”) Its creators include the University of Hawaii and, of course, Planned Parenthood. Rep. Bob McDermott, a Hawaii Republican, claims that the curriculum is “not age appropriate and not consistent with state policy” for a slew of reasons, reports McDermott’s biggest complaint is that the curriculum is wrong on a pretty major...
  • Man Nearly Explodes After Compressed Air Valve Lodges In Buttocks

    02/16/2014 7:32:56 PM PST · by Dallas59 · 73 replies
    LA Times ^ | 2/16/2014 | LA Times
    WHAKATANE, New Zealand (PIX11)— New Zealand trucker Steven McCormack is either the luckiest or unluckiest person in the world, depending on one’s perspective. McCormack was working on his tractor trailer at a gas station in Whakatane, on the North Island’s east coast, when he slipped and fell, landing on a broken high pressure air valve.
  • Adult entertainer found guilty of manslaughter for helping woman get 'deadly' butt injections

    02/02/2014 4:15:20 AM PST · by Libloather · 30 replies
    NY Daily News ^ | 2/01/14
    Natasha Stewart, an adult entertainer also known as Pebbelz Da Model, was found guilty of culpable negligence manslaughter for helping Karima Gordon, 37, get 'deadly' silicone injections in her buttocks. Authorities say Stewart took $200 for referring Gordon to the alleged injector, who she falsely represented as a nurse.
  • A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier (Oxford study)

    10/31/2013 4:06:09 PM PDT · by Libloather · 190 replies
    Elite Daily ^ | 10/30/13 | Sean Levinson
    **SNIP** According to ABC News, the results found that women with bigger backsides tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar. Therefore, women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems. And having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development. The researchers also found that the children born to women with wider hips are intellectually superior to the children of slimmer, less curvy mothers.
  • Beaver butts emit goo used in vanilla flavored foods.

    10/03/2013 2:41:31 AM PDT · by carriage_hill · 67 replies
    Fox News ^ | Octover 2, 2013 | Fox News
    Next time you pick up a vanilla candy, think twice. A chemical compound used in vanilla flavored foods and scents comes from the butt of a beaver. Castoreum comes from a beaver's castor sacs, located between the pelvis and base of the tail. Due to its proximity to the anal glands, the slimy brown substance is often mixed with gland secretions and urine. "I lift up the animal's tail," Joanne Crawford, a wildlife ecologist at Southern Illinois University told National Geographic. "I’m like, 'Get down there, and stick your nose near its bum.'" "People think I'm nuts," she added. "I...
  • Football Player Jake Butt Tackles Name-Haters Head On

    09/23/2013 6:22:24 PM PDT · by Dysart · 24 replies
    Mashable ^ | 9-23-2013 | Sam Laird
    Jake Butt is over 6 feet tall and 237 pounds of pure muscle. He's a freshman playing a key role for a top-20 football team in the Michigan Wolverines. And he's got a very bright future to look forward to after choosing to play for the Wolverines over a host of national programs, including Stanford and UCLA. But his last name is also Butt. To make matters worse, he plays the tight-end position — making him, yes, a tight end named Butt. SEE ALSO: This Massive News Fail Is a Real Boner This has, in the immature world of college...
  • Obama strike threat is butt of Syrian jokes

    09/10/2013 9:24:02 AM PDT · by Oldeconomybuyer · 31 replies
    AFP News ^ | September 10, 2013
    A Syrian caricature shows US President Barack Obama smile and pluck the petals of a daisy, as he wonders, "Should I bomb? Or shouldn't I bomb?" As Obama delays a strike against President Bashar al-Assad's regime thought imminent just over a week ago, Syrians on both sides of their civil war are resorting to black humour, sharing jokes and cartoons via mobile phone and the Internet. One Syrian posted a picture of Obama on Facebook with a biting caption that reads: "When Congress gives me the green light to strike, I will ask my wife Michelle and my in-laws. If...
  • Do You Eat Beaver Butt?

    09/10/2013 4:41:39 AM PDT · by gitmo · 19 replies
    Do You Eat Beaver Butt?
  • Butt, Butt, Butt: MOOchelle's Future Plans

    02/06/2013 10:37:21 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-6-2013 | MOTUS
    I know you’d like me to continue to investigate the Big Butt theory as propagated by WaPo. Butt frankly the charges of racism against those who talk about Lady M’s rather ample caboose have been amply covered by others on the intertoobs such as BLUR-BRAIN:     White House Dossier (h/t: ImNoDhimmi) and SadHill News:     Butt really; it’s time to Move On.Org and I’ve been assigned the all important job of changing the narrative. Because while we may not have any bigger butts -     we do have bigger fish to fry. For example what, exactly, will...
  • Judge Rejects Nativity Displays in Santa Monica

    11/19/2012 8:01:59 PM PST · by ameribbean expat · 12 replies
    ABC News ^ | 11.19.2012 | GILLIAN FLACCUS
    <p>U.S. District Judge Audrey B. Collins rejected a motion from the Santa Monica Nativity Scenes Committee to allow the religious display this season while their lawsuit plays out against the city.</p>
  • 'Black Madam' tied to illegal butt lifts, held on $10-million bond

    03/02/2012 11:26:34 AM PST · by Beaten Valve · 7 replies
    KTLA-TV ^ | March 2, 2012 | Tina Susman
    A self-described hip-hop/goth/pop and funk musician whose stage name is Black Madam was being held on $10-million bond and could face murder charges in the case of a London dancer who died last year after receiving an illegal buttocks-enhancing injection. Padge Victoria Windslowe was in court in Philadelphia on Thursday, a day after she was arrested while preparing to host what police described as a "pumping party" at which she planned to deliver more injections to customers. Police said that when officers arrested Windslowe, they also seized heavy-duty glue, needles, gloves and bottles -- items officials said were to be...
  • Transit Agencies Face the New Calculus of Broader Backsides {American behinds too big?}

    01/16/2012 11:45:45 AM PST · by Cronos · 17 replies
    New York Times ^ | 15 Jan 2012 | Christine Haughney
    It was called the “First All-American Tush Tally,” an informal test to measure the behinds of two dozen New Yorkers to see if they could fit into the prescribed space in new subway cars made by Kawasaki. ..The problem of American waists that are too big for seats meant to accommodate them is certainly not new. Today, everything from love seats to toilet seats can be built bigger to accommodate wider profiles, and the seats offered on public transportation are no different. ..The airline industry has also spent years trying to balance passengers’ desire for bigger, more comfortable seating with...
  • Pakistan military hid Osama in Abbottabad: Ex-army chief

    12/24/2011 6:11:40 AM PST · by Flavius · 32 replies · 1+ views
    msnbc ^ | 12/24/11 | msnbc
    Washington: Pakistani military had harboured Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden with the knowledge of former president General Pervez Musharraf, former army chief General Ziauddin Butt has said.
  • Dog steps on gun, shoots hunter in butt

    12/02/2011 8:46:27 AM PST · by SandRat · 16 replies
    A Utah bird hunter was shot in the buttocks after his dog stepped on a shotgun laid across the bow of a boat.
  • Pakistan Bans "Monkey Crotch", Other Phrases

    11/24/2011 5:49:39 AM PST · by Mikey_1962 · 16 replies
    BBC ^ | 11/21/11 | Nosheen Abbas
    What do the words sex, lavender, flatulence, quickie, butt, mango and pud have in common? They are among more than 1,000 words deemed so obscene by the Pakistani Telecommunications Authority that they have instructed mobile phone operators to block them from all text messages. It is a decision that has left many in Pakistan unsure whether to be staggered, amused or outraged. Social media sites such as Twitter have been flooded with posts about the decision. An unconfirmed list has been circulating online. Many of the words are sexually explicit but the inclusion of some words and phrases appear to...
  • Woman arrested in D.C. for silicone butt implants

    11/17/2011 1:19:27 PM PST · by Jack Hydrazine · 39 replies
    The Washington Examiner ^ | 16NOV2011 | Emily Babay
    Silicone implants that enlarge the buttocks sound risque, but they're also illicit and potentially deadly. A woman accused of offering just that service was recently arrested in a downtown D.C. hotel, according to court records. Federal authorities say women wanted 45-year-old Kimberly Smedley to give them injections of liquid silicone to "increase the size and shape" of their buttocks. Smedley usually performed the injections in hotel rooms and was arrested on Oct. 11 at the JW Marriott near 14th Street NW and Pennsylvania Avenue, according to an application for a search warrant to search items she had with her when...
  • UC Berkeley GOP student bake sale is mean-spirited

    09/27/2011 10:03:10 AM PDT · by SmithL · 62 replies
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 9/27/11 | Chip Johnson
    I don't know about the political ethics or math skills of the UC Berkeley students who came up with the idea for an Increase Diversity Bake Sale, but they certainly know how to draw a crowd. The student Republican group that sponsored a race-based bake sale set to be held on the campus today must have been counting on raising more than just the cookie dough. There are few places in America more reactionary than a college campus, and among them, UC Berkeley is a leader. A bake sale flyer posted on Facebook last week linked the price of pastries...
  • 'Frankenbombers': Al Qaeda hatches plot to implant explosives into suicide bombers

    12/06/2010 11:04:05 AM PST · by traumer · 38 replies · 1+ views
    Al-Qaeda fanatics may be planning a horrific 'Frankenbomber' suicide attack by implanting explosives into a human body. Defence analysts logged conversations between users of a online forum in which Muslim extremists debate terrorism methods which could beat new US aviation security checks. The alarming posts included one by a user who claimed to be a surgeon, promising a 'new kind of terrorism'. It called on bomb makers and doctors to create the perfect solution to murder 'larger numbers of unbelievers and apostates.' The post said: 'What is your opinion about surgeries through which I can implant the bomb... inside the...
  • Al-Qaeda Threat in Philadelphia?

    06/27/2002 3:53:38 PM PDT · by all4one · 225 replies · 3,822+ views
    ABC Channel 6 Action News - Philadelphia ^ | June 27, 2002 | David Henry
    Al-Qaeda Threat in Philadelphia? Philadelphia, PA June 27, 2002 — David Henry reports from the Action Newsroom. An Action News investigation reveals that a chain of jewelry stores operating in the Delaware Valley is being investigated by the FBI for possible connections to the Al Qaeda terror network. A series of raids were carried out yesterday in Philadelphia and across the state of Pennsylvania. The stores are mostly kiosks in shopping malls operating under the name "Intrigue Jewelers." They are all owned by Pakistanis under franchise agreements with a company called Gold Concepts, based in Pennsacola, Florida. Intrigue operates stores...
  • Whoopi Decries Decline Of Civility--But Told Mosque Protesters 'Kiss My Butt'

    10/12/2010 6:17:07 AM PDT · by governsleastgovernsbest · 40 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein
    When I think of people well-suited to lead a crusade against declining public civility, somehow Whoopi Goldberg doesn't spring to mind. Yet there was The View co-host on Morning Joe today, promoting what Amazon describes as: "her new book of observations [that] takes a funny and excruciatingly honest look at how a loss of civility is messing with the quality of life for all of us." And sure enough, Whoopi engaged in a [seemingly endless] discussion with the MJ folks on the subject. Mika read a passage from the book in which Goldberg bemoaned the rise of "political incivility." Added...
  • New Jersey Women Hospitalized After Buttock-enhancing Surgery Gone Wrong

    03/08/2010 12:21:57 PM PST · by Beaten Valve · 56 replies · 1,756+ views
    NY Daily News ^ | March 8, 2010 | AP
    NEWARK - Six women in New Jersey are recovering after they received buttocks-enhancement injections containing silicone used to caulk bathtubs. State health officials say the women, from Essex County, apparently underwent cosmetic procedures from unlicensed providers. Investigators have not determined if the cases are related. No arrests have been made. Instead of medical-grade silicone, the women received a diluted version of nonmedical-grade silicone.
  • Teen 'Thieves' Butt-Dial 911, Get Caught (Video at Link)

    02/25/2010 11:03:46 AM PST · by Dallas59 · 21 replies · 782+ views
    MYFOXDFW.COM ^ | 2/24/2010 | MYFOXDFW.COM
    DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - Police say two Florida teenagers are facing charges after 911 dispatchers heard them talking about breaking into cars when one teen's cell phone accidentally called 911 during the heist. Daytona Beach police say 19-year-old Stefanie Vargas and her girlfriend's 13-year-old brother, Kristian Amezquita, are charged with burglary to a conveyance. According to , the crimes took place on Friday in the parking lot of a strip club at which Kristian's sister works. Police spokesman Jimmie Flynt says during the event, Vargas' cell phone somehow dialed 911 and that dispatchers listened as the pair discussed...
  • 'Merchant of death' Victor Bout indicted for trying to buy US planes to ferry arms around world

    02/17/2010 6:34:15 PM PST · by Cindy · 26 replies · 679+ views
    NY DAILY ^ | February 17, 2010, 7:38 pm | Alison Gendar
    Note: Photo included. SNIPPET: "Bout and American-born pal Richard Chichakli were accused of creating a new business, Samar Airlines, which they thought was clean of any connection to their own bloody dealings. Starting in the summer of 2007, Samar Airlines started making deals for airplanes and crews to ferry contraband between the United States and Tajikistan, the indictment said." SNIPPET: "The Russian-born Bout is accused of wiring $1.7 million from bank accounts in Kazakhstan, Cyprus, Russia through banks in New York City and Salt Lake City to finance the scheme." SNIPPET: "Bout, who is accused of supplying weapons to real...
  • The North Face vs. The South Butt: Entrepreneurial Teen Undaunted by Lawsuit Threat

    01/04/2010 8:27:09 AM PST · by Attention Surplus Disorder · 9 replies · 1,121+ views
    abc news ^ | Oct. 1, 2009 | SARAH NETTER
    A Missouri teenager frustrated with his classmates' sheep-like following of a popular clothing line came up with his own parody apparel and now faces a lawsuit for trademark infringement. Jimmy Winkelmann, 18, said he's not intimidated by threats of a lawsuit from The North Face Apparel Company over his 2-year-old company The South Butt, LLC. (ABC News Photo Illustration)Jimmy Winkelmann said he has no intention of complying with the cease and desist request sent last month by lawyers for The North Face Apparel Corp., saying his 2-year-old business -- The South Butt LLC -- poses no threat to it. "I...
  • UK: Asian man who called policemen 'white redneck hooligans' is guilty of racism

    07/29/2009 2:01:54 PM PDT · by Stoat · 55 replies · 2,072+ views
    The Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | July 29, 2009
    An Asian man who called police officers "white redneck hooligans" has been found guilty of making racist remarks.     Butt turned up at the scene on Parr Lane, Unsworth, Greater Manchester last year, shortly after his brother was taken away by police Hassan Butt, 29, also accused officers of acting "like the Gestapo" and asked them: "Why are you treating me like a Paki?"Butt, who once admitted having claimed he was a terrorist to make money from the media, was convicted of committing a racially aggravated public order offence by District Judge Diana Baker at Manchester Magistrates Court....
  • Obama The Leering Cad: Not The Return To The Clinton Era We'd Hoped For

    07/09/2009 7:30:05 PM PDT · by Michael Eden · 59 replies · 4,915+ views
    Start Thinking Right ^ | July 9, 2009 | Michael Eden
    To be filed under the category, "A picture is worth a thousand words." Democrats are going to say, "He's not looking at her butt! He's looking at... well, he's looking at something on the floor!!!" And I say, "Not with that look on his face, he isn't. And don't think Sarkozy doesn't know exactly what's going on, either." There are many Democrats who laud the Clinton era, and yearn for a return to that gilded age when the streets were paved with gold. There are flaws with their memories, of course: a comparison between the Bush and Clinton years doesn't...

    05/17/2003 6:17:30 AM PDT · by ex-Texan · 127 replies · 6,376+ views
    GlobeIntel and ^ | 5/15/2003 | Gordon Thomas
    MOSSAD'S KILLING MACHINE COMES TO BRITAIN A killing war between Israel's Mossad and Islamic fanatics came closer this weekend in Britain. The Israeli intelligence agency has sent four members of its kidon assassination squad to this country, to join fifteen other handpicked katsas, its relentless field agents. Their brief is to "disable" any of the "close to 50" British Muslims that the extremist Islamic group, Al-Muhajiroun, last week boasted were ready to carry out suicide missions similar to the one in Tel Aviv. Al-Muhajiroun spokesman, Asif Butt, said the 50 were "primed and ready to go". The threat was sufficient...
  • Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut

    09/25/2008 11:12:07 AM PDT · by WOBBLY BOB · 82 replies · 1,109+ views
    baltimore exampiner ^ | 9-23-08 | Luke Broadwater
    BALTIMORE – A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore. Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, is suing Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, for allegedly botching a 2004 surgery that left Watkins with permanent bowel problems. “The reason for suing Dr. Casiano is very simple: His rectum was stapled shut,” said Julia Lodowski, who with attorney Emily Malarkey is representing Watkins and his wife, Brenda.
  • Report: Bill Clinton Tells Friends Obama Can Kiss His Butt

    06/30/2008 7:19:33 AM PDT · by a real Sheila · 18 replies · 962+ views
    FOX NEWS ^ | June 30, 2008 | FOX NEWS
    As Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were kissing and making up last Friday, Bill Clinton might have had other ideas, according to a report in The (London) Telegraph. The paper reports that even as the former president and the current presumptive Democratic nominee prepare to meet to make their own amends, Bill Clinton reportedly told close friends Obama can “kiss my ass” to get his support. The paper cited an anonymous Democratic source who provided the quote. That source also said Clinton is not making the primary effort to bridge the chasm between himself and Obama. “He’s saying he’s not...
  • "Butt out, Hillary" CARTOON featuring Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama...

    06/04/2008 3:47:17 AM PDT · by IPWGOP · 11 replies · 320+ views ^ | 6-4-2008 | IPWGOP
      June 4, 2008  This cartoon/graphic is free for noncommercial use in emails, blogs, and forums.
  • Threat Matrix: May 2008

    05/01/2008 3:06:29 PM PDT · by nwctwx · 1,314 replies · 4,222+ views
    U.S. Wary Of Small Boat Terrorism As boating season approaches, the Bush administration wants to enlist America's 80 million recreational boaters to help reduce the chances that a small boat could deliver a nuclear or radiological bomb somewhere along the 95,000 miles of U.S. coastline and inland waterways. According to an April 23 intelligence assessment obtained by The Associated Press, "The use of a small boat as a weapon is likely to remain al Qaeda's weapon of choice in the maritime environment, given its ease in arming and deploying, low cost, and record of success." While the United States...
  • Nude Buttocks May Cost ABC $1.4 Million

    01/26/2008 9:18:00 AM PST · by NCjim · 113 replies · 1,040+ views
    WRAL ^ | January 26, 2008
    WASHINGTON — The Federal Communications Commission has proposed a $1.4 million fine against 52 ABC Television Network stations over a 2003 broadcast of cop drama NYPD Blue. The fine is for a scene where a boy surprises a woman as she prepares to take a shower. The scene depicted "multiple, close-up views" of the woman's "nude buttocks" according to an agency order issued late Friday. ... FCC's definition of indecent content requires that the broadcast "depicts or describes sexual or excretory activities" in a "patently offensive way" and is aired between the hours of 6 a.m. and 10 p.m. The...
  • The dark side of the moon for Amtrak

    07/16/2007 5:53:19 AM PDT · by Renfield · 22 replies · 1,283+ views
    O. C. Register ^ | 7-15-07 | TOM BERG
    ~~~Snip~~~ No one at the 28th annual Mooning of Amtrak seems to know exactly why they pull down their pants every time a train goes by. ~~~Snip~~~ Exhibit A: Gramma Charleen Sandoval of Chino says this about her 10-year-old grandson who's mooning with her: "He was practicing last night in front of the house." ~~~Snip~~~
  • Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper

    06/11/2007 12:24:19 PM PDT · by SmithL · 54 replies · 1,154+ views
    Marshalltown, Iowa (AP) -- Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they're chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison. "She's facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts. "See, I can't say it with a straight face." Workers had noticed the rolls disappearing from the Marshall County Courthouse much faster than usual, Walker said. Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls...
  • Women With Bigger Behinds Were All the Stone Age Rage, Scientists Say

    03/10/2007 6:30:56 AM PST · by devane617 · 103 replies · 3,233+ views
    Daily Express ^ | 03/10/2007 | Martin Evans
    THERE are a few exceptions which will always stand out, but most female stars yearn for a diminutive derriere. However, it appears that the small and slender bottom is very much a recent trend after an archaeological discovery revealed how Stone Age pin-ups were far from size zero. Ancient carvings depicting the female form 15,000 years ago reveal that prehistoric women were revered for their curvaceous bodies and prominent buttocks. The most popular were the cave-dwellers’ equivalents of Kylie Minogue (pictured), whose renowned behind is the world’s most popular posterior. Historians claim that the carvings – found at a site...
  • Performance artist gives chance to "kick" Bush butt

    02/23/2007 11:19:19 AM PST · by Rakkasan1 · 23 replies · 562+ views ^ | 2-23-07 | al Reuters
    New Yorkers got to kick President George W. Bush's butt on Thursday, sort of. Performance artist Mark McGowan kicked off his bid to crawl for 72 hours across Manhattan dressed as the president, offering the opportunity to kick his backside. The controversial artist from London began his odyssey from New York's Lincoln Centre wearing a rubber George Bush mask, a business suit, knee pads, work gloves and a sign stuck to his cushioned posterior reading simply: "Kick My Ass".
  • Bush's 'callous disregard'(Border Patrol Agents)

    01/22/2007 10:23:56 AM PST · by kellynla · 354 replies · 4,989+ views
    Pittsburgh Tribune-Review ^ | Dimitri Vassilaros
    Congressman Dana Rohrabacher makes the Dixie Chicks sound like bosom buddies of President George W. Bush. Politics being politics, it's easy to dismiss the antipathy liberals have for Mr. Bush. But Bush has lost the support -- and even the respect -- of Mr. Rohrabacher. The California Republican is serving his ninth term and has a lifetime score of 95 from the American Conservative Union. He also has had it with a commander in chief who prefers surrender to being the defender of America's defenseless border with Mexico. Rohrabacher said the minute two unjustly convicted men who had been Border...
  • Booty by the numbers

    04/19/2006 1:29:47 AM PDT · by Marius3188 · 8 replies · 377+ views
    CanWest News Service ^ | Aug 18, 2006 | Misty Harris
    Never one to let his work fall between the cracks, a British bum researcher has published two scientific formulas for the perfect posterior. David Holmes, a high-profile psychologist from Manchester Metropolitan University, says the female behind can be assessed using the equation: (S+C) x (B+F)/T - V, which takes into account shape, circularity of buttocks, "bounce factor," firmness, texture of skin, and vertical ratio. Proportion, calculated by dividing waist measurement by hip measurement, is also significant. The closer the ratio is to 0.7, the more likely the woman's derriere is "sexily proportioned." "The litmus test for the perfect female bum...
  • Hayworth to Bush: Tell President Fox to butt out

    03/30/2006 6:13:19 PM PST · by SandRat · 44 replies · 1,656+ views
    BISBEE — As Congress has taken up the issue of immigration reform, the Mexican government of President Vicente Fox has been anything but a disinterested bystander. When the House of Representatives approved a bill in December that would have built 700 miles of fencing along the U.S.-Mexico border and made it a felony to reside illegally in the U.S., Fox denounced the measure as shameful. His foreign minister, Luis Ernesto Derbez, went further and called it stupid and underhanded. After thousands of marchers took to the streets of U.S. cities last week to protest the pending immigration legislation, Fox’s spokesman,...
  • Obese Buttocks Leave Drug Therapy Behind (Today's butts are too fat for normal needles!)

    11/29/2005 6:49:27 AM PST · by DaveLoneRanger · 11 replies · 658+ views ^ | November 28, 2005 | Kathleen Doheny
    MONDAY, Nov. 28 (HealthDay News) -- Too much "junk in the trunk" isn't just a cosmetic concern anymore. Excess buttocks fat, especially in women, can reduce the effectiveness of vaccines, painkillers, contraceptives and anti-nausea drugs that are typically injected into the buttocks' gluteal muscles, researchers report. "We are the first to report that the majority of intramuscular injections into the buttocks are not effective in the Western adult population," said Victoria O. Chan, a researchers at The Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin, Ireland, and the lead researcher on the study. She said obesity is the big reason drugs often...
  • Three men detained on terrorist suspicions still under investigation

    09/16/2002 10:16:31 PM PDT · by Marak · 192 replies · 458+ views
    Naples Daily News ^ | 09/17/02 | By MIREIDY FERNANDEZ,
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  • Con Ed's sued by woman scarred by manhole cover

    07/22/2005 9:04:22 AM PDT · by Rakkasan1 · 66 replies · 1,320+ views
    NY Daily News ^ | 7-22-05 | Helen Peterson
    A WOMAN WHO was branded with part of Con Edison's logo after falling onto a burning hot Manhattan manhole cover is suing the utility. A lawsuit filed yesterday in Manhattan Supreme Court accuses Con Ed of allowing the manhole cover at E. 13th St. and Second Ave., to become excessively hot through a buildup of steam under it. Elizabeth Wallenberg, 27, suffered "excruciating pain, disability and grotesque cosmetic disfigurement," according to the suit, which seeks unspecified damages. The fall left Wallenberg with a "C" and "O" and part of the manhole grid burned onto her back, just above the buttocks,...
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    05/17/2005 5:50:48 AM PDT · by misterrob · 16 replies · 2,056+ views
    AP/Yahoo News ^ | 5/17/05 | AP
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