A mother who calls herself the Human Barbie has given her daughter a boob job for her seventh birthday. Well, it beats a boring old jigsaw, I suppose. And when the time came to unwrap the birthday pressies in Human Barbie and Baby Barbie’s house in Cambridgeshire, there was no disappointed little face, no tossed aside bracelet-making kits, no wails of: ‘Mum, what’s a book for?’ ...Apparently it was just what she’d always wanted. Fancy that.