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Today, in America, on April Fool's Day, we have no shortage of fools. That is an obvious no-brainer. A fool is - in the Biblical sense - a stupid, wicked (especially impious), or vile person; fool (-ish, -ish man, -ish woman). A scoffer, blockhead or reprobate, a despiser of Almighty God and all that is truly good. The secular definition of a fool is: one who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding. In both cases, we see that the fool is a sound rejecter of the Laws of Nature, and of Nature's God. What is Foolishness to Whom? Conservatives,...

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The 68-year-old Streep ... played a version of Fisher in Postcards from The Edge. [F]ans have petitioned for the Leia recasting, with almost 8000 signatures gathered. The petition states: “As the fans of STAR WARS and Carrie Fisher, we really want Leia to shine in Episode IX and we certainly do not want her to be written out of the film abruptly without a reasonable plot. Despite fan support, it’s not clear if a majority would be comfortable with such recasting following Fisher’s death. After all, to the fan base she is and always will be Princess Leia. However there...

Nearly 17 months after losing the Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton has announced she will embark on a historic apology tour. Dubbed the "I Love the Deplorables Tour," Clinton will tour the 2,649 counties won by Donald Trump. While on tour, Clinton will also be selling leftover "I'm With Her" t-shirts and copies of her book, "What Happened?" "The last year and a half has been a wake up call," said Clinton. "Well maybe not the last year and a half. Maybe it was last week. But I figure, hey, it's never too late, right?" Many conservative pundits are skeptical about...

It’s till the 1st of April in the United States and the Russian Foreign Ministry has made it one to remember. Anyone attempting to phone the Russian Foreign Ministry received a message that no one but the American liberal-left could take seriously. The message told callers: “You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us. To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponents, press one, to use the services of Russian hackers press two, to request election interference, press three and wait until the next election campaign. Please note that all calls...

Dear Owner, I am David Wilson, Head Officer-in-Charge, Administrative Service Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agency in Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport Atlanta, Georgia. During our investigation, I discovered an abandoned shipment through a Diplomat from United Kingdom which was transferred from JF Kennedy Airport to our facility here in Atlanta, and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in 2 Metal Trunk Boxes weighing approximately 130kg. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect/classified document to either avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent or...

A gentleman from Hawaii by the name of Gerald, called into Rush's show yesterday and gave a list of the many ways the Democrat Party is killing Americans. I added one or two and posted them in an easy to read list. The fool has said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, They have done abominable works, There is none who does good. Psalm 14:1 The Democrat Party is so foolish, it has become the party of fools, and those who follow the doctrine of the foolish party are fools themselves. Thus, today is National Democrat...

Friends, It is time for us to face some facts. The total lack of evidence notwithstanding, there is just too much smoke surrounding the allegations of the Trump campaign colluding with Russia. This is making it impossible for Trump to govern effectively. Moreover, Vice President Pence is equally tainted by his constant contacts, real or imagined, with Russia. Thus, Paul Ryan should assume the Presidench as soon as conveniently possible. I did not reach this conclusion easily. No, it took a bottle of Scotch and a trip to Colorado to smoke some legal weed to get me here. But here...

Donald Trump has resigned as President of the United States of America. Speaking today to White House media, Trump said he was stepping down from his position, effective immediately. The decision means that Trump was President for 69 days, making him the shortest President in terms of days in office

This is developing! It is more than a rumor as the source is known to me and is credible. I admit I haven't yet validated everything. But I am asking Freepers to help catch any news, social media, credible scuttlebutt on the firing of Comey.

Google has abruptly killed off one of its April Fools' Day "jokes" after it caused outrage online, with multiple people claiming that it lost them their jobs. The premise of the joke was simple. In Gmail, next to the standard "Reply" button, Google added a "Mic drop" button. Using it would reply to the email, archive it — and also add a GIF of a "Despicable Me" minion dropping a mic. "Email's great, but sometimes you just wanna hit the eject button," Google wrote in a tongue-and-cheek blog post explaining its purpose. "Like those heated threads at work, when everyone's...

It is 324 days, 5 hours, 41 minutes, 46 seconds until the disgusting Marxism-loving arrogant Christophobic nefarious lying imperious preening opportunistic petty heinous hauty Imperialist vengeful pathetic self-centered constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent caucasian-hating nasty loathsome homosexual Allah-worshiping failing patronizing oligarchist disasterous anti-American sissified thin-skinned oppressive hateful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying threatening middle-finger-waving breacher-of-trust socialist petulant deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal hideous communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim dictator usurping so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office. That is: 324 days 7781...

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UNC head basketball coach Roy Williams received a phone call today from the NCAA informing him that his team would be cited for enrolling students in fake academic classes over a 15 year period, which included at least one national championship team. In response to this accusation, Coach Williams responded, "Our young scholars worked as hard in these bogus academic classes as any students in real classes with real professors. In fact, our student athletes worked harder to circumvent the academic rules real students in a brick and mortar classroom. We believe in hard work, and our athletes worked hard"....

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In honor of the times we're living in... ********** April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain ********** Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~Chinese proverb ********** Men would not live long in society, were they not the mutual dupes of each other. ~François VI de la Rochefoucault (1613–1680) ********** He who is born a fool is never cured. ~Proverb ********** Let us be thankful for the fools.  But for them the rest of us could not...

In the most surprising news of the year so far concerning liberal celebrities, the New York Times reported in its Wednesday editions that Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell have more than ideological synchronicity. They are now expecting their first child together. As befits the leftist agenda of the Times, reporter Amanda Portcullis, who interviewed Moore and O’Donnell for the story, presented the developments in a highly positive light. She quoted no one who criticized Moore’s anti-business, anti-conservative movies, nor did she allow anyone to state an opposing view to O’Donnell’s 9/11 “trutherism” and hostility to gun rights. The article revealed...

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