Genius In France by Al Yankovic NOTE: Lyrics in ITALICS are in French. NOTE: Translations of the French phrases are available by clicking here. NOTE: Lyrics that are UNDERLINED were not sung by Al. Lyrics: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France Hoom chaka laka Hoom chaka laka Hoom chaka I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese I got a negative number on my...