05/25/2004 12:19:25 PM PDT
· 10 of 24 Saturnalia
to MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
Obviously man can not be allowed to think of sex, lest similar problems occur elsewhere! QUICKLY BROTHERS, let us herd the women away so that we will not ogle their sexy legs and other lovely bits! Instead, let us stare at knotholes and beat ourselves over the head with educational videos until we stop thinking about all the sex we aren't getting!
The only time you stop thinking about sex is called death, most people realize this. Are you quite sure someone isn't pulling a fast one on you?
" It should be noted that many of his fellow young-earthers consider him to be an embarrasment and that many of his arguments can be found in Arguments we think creationists should NOT use published by the young-earth creationist organization Answers in Genesis."
Has anyone seen Jesus recently? He was on my tortilla with Moses, but they left and stuck Elijah on my microwave door. Just to be clear, this was a blue eyed Jesus, who appeared in the form of a substance similar to mold. I believe this is a sign that I need to go shopping more often, though my Holy Spirit lightbulb says otherwise. /stupid
Another suggestion: the Back to the Future theme. I doubt the sherrif will take kindly to your excuse of attempting to hit 88 so you can go back in time. :P
Just a friendly fyi, if you are getting porn popups in unexpected places, chances are you have something installed that you do not want. I suggest Adaware from http://www.lavasoftusa.com/ to sweep your computer and look for installed garbage.