Lint-hopping -- collecting dryer lint from lint traps at Laundromats Snuggle Muggle -- a person who has never smoked lint Tumble Weed -- lint collected from a lint trap; see also, tumble dry weed Permanent Press -- high-grade lint Colorfast -- high-potency lint laced with Clorox, characterized by colorful hallucinations The Cleaner -- the cops; see also, dry cleaner Dirty Laundry -- low-grade lint, gathered from various sources, most commonly pockets & belly buttons Linthead -- a person strung out on lint Lintels -- the sticky residue left on a lint trap after smoking Lintel Soup -- a tea made from boiling lintels Observing Lint -- getting high Martinized -- getting arrested Crimson Tide -- coughs assoc. with lint smoking, characterized by bloody mucus Downy Soft -- high; ex: "Are you high?", "Man, I'm so downy soft." Rolling with the Tide -- getting high Bleached Whale -- a person passed out from smoking April Fresh -- high; see, Downy Soft Mr. Clean Screen -- a smoker who takes too many hits off the communal lint trap Gainfully Employed -- an unemployed dryer lint smoker Laundry Bag -- a plastic bag of dryer lint Rinse & Repeat -- clean the lint trap and repack it Feeling Fab -- high Trapped out -- out of lint Lint trapped -- having a bad lint trip Ab-Fab -- stomach cramps & diarrhea assoc. with Lintel Soup Tide Down -- getting high Clean & Jerk -- muscle spasms &, in some cases, seizures assoc. with excessive lint smoking
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