This Jackass Proves He’s Senile Again
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Conservative Twins ^
| June 1, 2024 | Conservative Twins
From the show: 0:06 everybody let's calm 0:08 down relax there's light at the end of 0:12 the tunnel just everything's going to be 0:13 fine everything's going to be fine yeah 0:15 this is just a distraction yeah
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REPORT: ‘Jackass’ Star Bam Margera Put On Ventilator In Hospital
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Daily Caller ^
| December 09, 2022 11:16 AM ET | LEENA NASIR
“Jackass” star Bam Margera is on a ventilator in the hospital after dealing with a very serious case of pneumonia, TMZ reported Friday. The reality television star is receiving medical treatment in a San Diego hospital and is in stable condition in the ICU, according to TMZ. A positive COVID-19 test allegedly
complicated Margera’s case of pneumonia, and doctors subsequently decided to put him on a ventilator, according to TMZ. Further details surrounding Margera’s condition have not been made public. Margera struggled with multiple stints in rehab over the course of 2022, and his health has been impacted by drug...
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Mencken: Rascal, Knave, Jackass, Shabby, Scurvy and Other Kind Words for Professional Politicisns
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The Book: The Impossible H. L. Mencken and Free Republic ^
| August 19, 1935 | H. L. Mencken
As all government, in its essence, is organized exploitation, and in virtually all existing forms it is an implacable enemy of every industrious and well-disposed man.In theory, it invades his liberty and collars his money only in order to protect him, but in truth it always makes a stiff profit on the
exchange. That profit represents the income of the professional politicians, nine-tenths of whom are simply professional rogues. They employ a great many technicians to carry on the ostensible functions of government, and some of those technicians are honorable and competent men, but the politicians themselves are seldom either....
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PETA outraged by ‘Jackass Forever’ animal stunts, tells moviegoers to skip
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New York Post ^
| February 6, 2022 | https://nypost.com/2022/02/06/peta-outraged-by-jackass-forever-animal-stunts-tells-moviegoers-to-ski
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is urging moviegoers to skip “Jackass Forever” while calling for a criminal investigation into the film’s production. PETA
claims the goofy stuntmen in the box-office smash hit allegedly commit cruelty and abuse against the animals in some of the stunts. The fourth installment of the “Jackass” franchise and its first sequel since “Jackass 3-D” in 2010 has already netted over $23,000,000 since its release on Friday, according to the IMDB’s Box Office Mojo database.n ETA cited several of the “Jackass” crew’s stunts that involved animals as particularly egregious.
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Box Office: ‘Jackass Forever’ Eclipsing ‘Moonfall’ With Projected $20 Million Opening
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Variety ^
| February 5, 2022 | J. Kim Murphy
After a quiet January that saw one horror sequel and the same holiday releases putter out over several weeks, the domestic box office finally has a new leader. Paramount
Pictures’ “Jackass Forever” is projected to earn $20.7 million in its opening, stunting on the weekend’s other wide release, “Moonfall.” “Jackass Forever” earned $9.6 million on Friday across 3,604 locations. The document-of-bodily-harm-cum-heartwarming is landing near the top of its box office estimates, which projected the movie to take in around $15 million to $20 million in its opening weekend. “Jackass Forever” sees the return of stuntmen Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Wee Man...
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On Riots, Scarborough Sneers at 'Taco Stands' and 'Idiots, Jackass' on Other Cable Channels
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NewsBusters ^
| Mark Finkelstein
Of all ways to try to make his point, Scarborough foolishly chose to demean the importance of . . . taco stands?! He
also worked in a transparent swipe at Fox News, engaging in a condescending attempt to school what he referred to as "idiots" and a "jackass" at "other cable-news channels." "I know there are idiots on other cable news channels that will say, well, this mom-and-pop store was vandalized during the summer riots, and that's just as bad as the United States Capitol being vandalized. No. No, actually, no. No, jackass, it's not. The Capitol of the United...
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Hollywood Melts During Trump SOTU Address: ‘Jackass,’ ‘Fear Mongering Pig’
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Breitbart ^
| 02/04/2020 | David Ng
Left-wing Hollywood celebrities mocked President Donald Trump and conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh during the State of the Union address, using social media to hurl insults and even to make fun of Limbaugh’s recent lung cancer diagnosis. Stars
including Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Wanda Sykes, and Adam Goldberg spent Tuesday evening glued to their Twitter accounts, making snide remarks as President Trump presented his annual report on the state of the nation to a joint session of Congress.
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Buridan's Jackass: Why Democrats Can't Make Up Their Minds on Impeachment
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American Thinker ^
| June 8, 2019 | Gary Gindler
Who would have guessed that the theoretical Buridan's jackass, popularized by the 14th-century French philosopher, would correctly predict the behavior of the different kind of jackasses — namely, the Democratic Party of the United States? The proverbial equally hungry and thirsty donkey was positioned precisely midway between a pile of hay and
a pail of water. Our poor hypothetical jackass died because it could not make a rational decision about its priorities. Does this sound familiar? Democrats are eager to impeach president Trump, yet at the same time, they are eager to avoid such impeachment. They cannot make a rational...
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THE LYING JACKASS DEMOCRAT MEDIA
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Cionservative Rightwing News ^
| January 14, 2019 | Jeffrey A. Friedberg
[PHOTO] DEMOCRAT MEDIA’S LIES AND OMISSIONS are enough to choke a donkey. They
almost never admit Errors, but they are guilty of Omissions. In this sense, an omission is equal to a lie. “Definition of omission 1: something neglected or left undone. 2: ...neglect of duty Synonym: deletion” Big Democrat media lies to you. They will not tell you anything they don’t want you to know. They only tell you what lies fit their fake world, and what they allow you to know. This is because they think they own you; that you are enslaved to their Liberalism, lies and...
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Michael Avenatti: The jackass, dissected
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American Thinker ^
| December 14, 2018 | Monica Showalter
Want a good morning laugh? Get
a load of National Review's Kyle Smith and his hilarious vivisection of Michael Avenatti, whose rise and fall show just how absurd he and his Democratic cheerleaders always were. Here's the start of the piece and don't tell me you don't want to read further : Remember when Michael Avenatti was the Democrats' big hope for 2020? He wasn't just that, though. Parachuting in to launch his presidential campaign to the DNC's "Ethnic Council" and its black caucus in Chicago in August, he enthusiastically adopted the party's guiltspeak. "People that look like me, white...
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When the Braying Democrat Jackass Cries Wolf One Too Many Times
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Canada Free Press ^
| 10/04/18 | Judi McLeod
They’ll be out there trying to unhinge the already unhinged Thank you, Christine Blasey Ford. The uncorroborated scandal in which you played the leading role, the one meant to take down Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh, backfired and is taking down the Democrat Party instead. It’s
never prudent to run away and join the circus even when it’s the likes of Democrat trusty Dianne Feinstein waving the carrot under the donkey’s nose.
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Alex Rodriguez: I’m ‘the Jackass’ Who Gave up Millions for PEDs
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New York Post ^
| October 13, 2017 | Hannah Withiam
Alex Rodriguez isn’t done apologizing for his use of steroids during an impressive 23-year MLB career. Jumping
from the Fox Sports booth, where he works as a baseball analyst, to the stage for a one-on-one interview with Joe Buck, Rodriguez explained what was going through his mind when MLB suspended him for the 2013-14 season for his role in the Biogenesis scandal. Playing for the Yankees at the time under the most lucrative contract in baseball, Rodriguez was accused of receiving HGH from Anthony Bosch’s Biogenesis of America, the infamous anti-aging clinic in Florida. “Yeah, I mean there’s so many...
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Former US Pres. Carter Wishes to Visit N. Korea and Meet Kim Jong-un (Jackass Alert)
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KBS ^
| 2017-10-09
Former US Pres. Carter Wishes to Visit N. Korea and Meet Kim Jong-un Write : 2017-10-09 13:34:11 Update : 2017-10-09 16:33:09 Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter reportedly wishes to visit North Korea and meet leader Kim Jong-un to discuss North Korea’s nuclear programs. Park
Han-shik,, a professor emeritus at University of Georgia who is an expert on North Korea, told Yonhap News Sunday Carter wants to play a role in resolving the serious situation, as he did during the Clinton administration in 1994. Park said that Carter wrote a recent editorial in the Washington Post to convey to Pyongyang his...
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Sean Hannity calls Joe Scarborough an ‘arrogant, pompous jackass’ who has ‘begged for jobs at Fox’
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American Thinker ^
| 6/2/17 | Thomas Lifson
A major feud has broken out between MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough and Fox News’s Sean Hannity. Last night, it got very, very personal. The
two cable news hosts have been sniping at each other for months: In February, the Fox News anchor went off on the MSNBC personality after Scarborough accused Stephen Miller, an advisor to President Trump, of “embarrassing” the White House with appearances on Sunday talk shows.
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Scarborough: Trump a “jackass,” leaked about group “that killed 20 little girls and mothers”
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Legal Insurrection ^
| Mark Finkelstein
On today’s Morning Joe, Scarborough said that President Trump “revealed himself as the jackass that leaked top secret Israeli intel,” adding that the intel that President Trump allegedly leaked was “about somebody on the inside of a terror organization that killed 20 little girls and their mothers last night.” Scarborough
first observed that in denying that he had mentioned Israel in his meeting with the Russians, Trump was denying something of which he had not been accused. Scarborough said that was like a man who runs into a police station saying “my wife’s missing and it’s not my gun that’s...
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Clinton Communications Director On Obama: 'He Looked Kind Of Like A Jackass'
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Daily Caller ^
| April 14, 2017 | Davis Richardson
Former Hillary Clinton communications director Jennifer Palmieri said former President Obama "looked kind of like a jackass" when he appeared on actor Zach Galifianakis' web show "Between Two Ferns" in 2014. Palmieri
made the comments while speaking at a Yale University event on Thursday about the 2016 presidential horserace and the current political landscape. The comment was one of several blunt remarks Palmieri made, including referring to ISIS beheadings as a "manufactured press story." [Snip] Attributing Clinton’s loss to "sexism" and the "irrational hatred that hangs around her," Palmieri dismissed criticism towards the campaign's management as "distracting."
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Heckler to Paul Ryan as he leaves stage: "See Ya Paul! Jackass!"
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twitter.com ^
| 10/8/16 | McKay coppins
Ryan brings other Wisconsin Republicans up on stage to say goodbye, hecklers yell, "GOD BLESS TRUMP!" "SEE YA PAUL! JACKASS!"
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Mayor Hodges blasts 'jackass remarks' by union chief over Lynx police walkout
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StarTribune.com ^
| 7/12/16 | Randy Furst
Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges blasted the “jackass remarks” made by the head of the city’s police union on Tuesday, while Police Chief Janeé Harteau issued a more measured response in the wake of four Minneapolis police officers who walked off an off-duty job at a Minnesota Lynx game Saturday. The officers quit
the job before the game over the decision by players to criticize racial profiling and wear pregame warm up jerseys, that said “Black Lives Matter,” but also included the Dallas Police logo. Minneapolis Police Federation President Bob Kroll said in an interview with the Star Tribune on Monday...
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Fighter jet a 'jackass of all trades' (F-35 for Australia)
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AAP ^
| MARCH 22, 2016 | RASHIDA YOSUFZAI AND LISA MARTIN
The company building Australia's next-generation fighter planes says it would be naive to pretend there aren't problems with the fleet. But
air force chiefs are confident the controversial F-35 Lightning Joint Strike Fighters are the best the Department of Defence can get. Australia is spending $17.1 billion to acquire 72 of the Lockheed Martin planes by 2023. But they've been dismissed as an expensive flop with the jets facing difficulties including pilot visibility issues, stealth coatings peeling off, an inability to fly during lightning storms due to the risk of exploding, and software problems. A report by the Pentagon's top...
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OPEN LETTER: Dear Leonardo DiCaprio: You Self-Righteous, Hypocritical, Energy-Guzzling Jackass
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www.LouderWithCrowder.com ^
| 03/01/16 | Steven Crowder
FULL ARTICLE WITH GIFS AND PROPER FORMATTING IS AVAILABLE AT THE LINK. ONLY CLICK IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT FREE, CONSERVATIVE CONTENT. Dear Leonardo DiCaprio, We've all been hearing a lot about the Oscars lately. As
is typically the case whenever celebrities gather, there were just too many bronzed moments of stupidity to number (see Why Chris Rock's Pathetic Oscar Race-Baiting Was an Epic Fail). Let's cut to the chase. Leonardo DiCaprio, you won your first ever Oscar last night. Way to go! A talented actor "earning" a "prestigious" award should be something everyone can feel good about. Except when said actor opens...
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