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1 posted on 08/21/2016 10:55:47 AM PDT by Gamecock
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Of course the best satire sounds just a bit plausible.

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2 posted on 08/21/2016 10:58:52 AM PDT by Gamecock (There is always one more idiot than you counted on.)
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To: Gamecock

Maybe the slide will be a tribulation slide for many like the one in Schwarzenegger’s.. “The Running Man.”


3 posted on 08/21/2016 11:04:27 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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-——We believe baptism is the outward expression of an inward decision to put your faith in Jesus.”-——

Correct answer....

For us heretics and those of invincible ignorance....


4 posted on 08/21/2016 11:07:30 AM PDT by Popman (Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: Gamecock

They didn’t get one but they are kicking themselves for not thinking of it.


5 posted on 08/21/2016 11:29:30 AM PDT by .45 Long Colt
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To: Gamecock

Remember when you didn’t have to be informed that obvious satire was satire?


7 posted on 08/21/2016 12:11:03 PM PDT by RansomOttawa
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The church had a beautiful baptismal pool that stretched all the way across the width of the church. Converts would walk from the sides slowly deeper, stepping down till they reached the center where it was deep enough for the immersion.

One Sunday, the pastor was still going strong when the children’s church let out early. Suddenly behind him everyone heard a splash and saw there were two boys doing freestyle across the pool. One of the deacons ran up to meet them as they got to the other side. “What are you kids doing!?” he said. They said, “It’s okay mister! We’re bus kids, so this is our pool too!”


8 posted on 08/21/2016 12:45:30 PM PDT by BDParrish (O God, please bless America!)
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To: Gamecock

Since when is “baptismal” a noun?


10 posted on 08/21/2016 3:27:17 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan
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