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Maybe the slide will be a tribulation slide for many like the one in Schwarzenegger’s.. “The Running Man.”
-——We believe baptism is the outward expression of an inward decision to put your faith in Jesus.”-——
Correct answer....
For us heretics and those of invincible ignorance....
They didn’t get one but they are kicking themselves for not thinking of it.
Remember when you didn’t have to be informed that obvious satire was satire?
The church had a beautiful baptismal pool that stretched all the way across the width of the church. Converts would walk from the sides slowly deeper, stepping down till they reached the center where it was deep enough for the immersion.
One Sunday, the pastor was still going strong when the children’s church let out early. Suddenly behind him everyone heard a splash and saw there were two boys doing freestyle across the pool. One of the deacons ran up to meet them as they got to the other side. “What are you kids doing!?” he said. They said, “It’s okay mister! We’re bus kids, so this is our pool too!”
Since when is “baptismal” a noun?