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Nation’s Unborn Collectively Recoil As Hillary Clinton Accepts Nomination
Babylon Bee ^ | July 28, 2016

Posted on 07/29/2016 6:35:42 AM PDT by Gamecock

U.S.—In a simultaneous mass reaction which caused their millions of mothers to visibly flinch, America’s entire population of unborn babies collectively recoiled in terror at the exact moment Hillary Clinton accepted the Democratic nomination for President of the United States Thursday evening.

Sources nationwide reported the occurrence, confirming that leading up to Clinton’s address, pregnant women began trembling and feeling weak, the effects worsening considerably as she took the stage—then, as soon as the words, “I accept…” came out of Clinton’s mouth, pregnant mothers around America gasped and buckled, some being woken from slumber and thrown to the ground as their unborn children reacted to the news from within their wombs.

At publishing time, multiple sources had reported that young infants nationwide had also began shrieking in their cribs, inconsolable, as Clinton continued her speech.


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1 posted on 07/29/2016 6:35:42 AM PDT by Gamecock
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HILLARY'S "HEART OF GOLD" CAMPAIGN STRATEGY Plans to showcase her "kind-heartedness and compassion;" emphasizing her sucking-up to the snarling abortion worshippers. Will use the classic compassionate Democrat MO---unleashing more govt power on the unborn.

"A vote for me is a vote for a Fully-Fornicating Society. I'll order non-stop govt
aggression over the unborn.I will end the punishment of an unwanted birth."

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Hillary knows the genital-sniffing Planned Parenthood abortion worshippers who populate the Dem party are crazy over the Clintons.

Bill and Hillary are the living breathing embodiment of The Fully-Fornicating Society w/ none of the evidence of sexual activity.....the "nuisance" of an actual child being born.

Hillary and Bill successfully exploited Bill's ability to have sex w/ younger women. Bill gives sex-obsessed lefties a vicarious thrill....visions of the married, gray-haired Clinton getting a young WH intern to crawl under his desk to give him a BJ is better than Viagra.

2 posted on 07/29/2016 6:52:35 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PACE A liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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Hitlary had an abortion, she introduced her mother last night.


3 posted on 07/29/2016 9:20:50 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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Bill and Hillary are the living breathing embodiment of The Fully-Fornicating Society w/ none of the evidence of sexual activity.....the "nuisance" of an actual child being born.

There will be a reckoning one day when our good Lord tells them about murdering the youngest and most innocent of His creation.

4 posted on 07/29/2016 4:34:38 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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