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Man seeks restraining order against God
The Times of Israel ^ | May 4, 2016 | STUART WINER

Posted on 05/06/2016 12:36:06 PM PDT by LearnsFromMistakes

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To: LearnsFromMistakes

He might be able to get a hearing, but the only one that can grant his request is Satan.


21 posted on 05/06/2016 1:34:07 PM PDT by Defiant (The definition of being a Republican is supporting its nominee. I am not a Republican. Ryan is.)
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To: LearnsFromMistakes

They make places for guys like this.
They’re called Looney Bins.


22 posted on 05/06/2016 1:38:26 PM PDT by MistrX
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To: MistrX

Or Democrats.


23 posted on 05/06/2016 1:41:44 PM PDT by sport
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To: LearnsFromMistakes

‘Can you provide proof of service? No proof of service and notification, no case, case dismissed.’

Saves everyone trouble here. :)


24 posted on 05/06/2016 1:54:24 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: LearnsFromMistakes

Hell, I’ve got this guy beat.


25 posted on 05/06/2016 2:22:07 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: LearnsFromMistakes

hmmm- a restraining order against an omnipresent God? Where is there anyplace on earth that doesn’t have God present? Shall God become ‘partiallypresent God?


26 posted on 05/06/2016 3:31:55 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: LearnsFromMistakes

Send the summons certified mail so He has to sign for it.


27 posted on 05/06/2016 3:47:02 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: faithhopecharity

Deed the land over to a church. Churches don’t have to pay property tax. Several Katrina trash were given a church near me. They have built I don’t know how many houses for the many, many elders so their members, uh, “elders” can live in free church houses and not be taxed.


28 posted on 05/06/2016 3:51:08 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: bgill

yes, great idea!


29 posted on 05/06/2016 3:56:48 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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To: LearnsFromMistakes

He lives in a free and prosperous country that allows him the freedom to engage in such foolishness and he’s complaining that God is being nasty to him?

Just like all the rest of pampered, entitlement mentality idiots running around, he’s got way too much free time on his hands.


30 posted on 05/06/2016 4:12:43 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: LearnsFromMistakes
LOSER seeks 15minutes of fame

31 posted on 05/06/2016 4:12:46 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36)
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To: LearnsFromMistakes
Here's the raving lunatic now, preparing to appeal the judge's ruling...


32 posted on 05/06/2016 5:14:02 PM PDT by Heart-Rest ( "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
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To: LearnsFromMistakes
...claiming the Almighty has been particularly unkind to him...[and] had exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward him...

In the wise words of my first pastor, "When you feel the mighty hand of God pressing down on the top of your head, you must not stiffen your neck, because it will simply snap. Instead, you must bend, at the knees."

33 posted on 05/07/2016 10:49:56 AM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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To: rlmorel

This could mean trouble, since Satan has all the attorneys.


34 posted on 05/07/2016 10:56:18 AM PDT by morphing libertarian (Hillary for Prison 2016.)
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To: morphing libertarian

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Seriously...your post really put a smile on my face.

There are a lot of things in this world that try their hardest to remove the inclination to laugh, and your post just blew them away and gave me a good laugh!

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35 posted on 05/07/2016 3:59:12 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Irrational violence against muslims" is a myth, but "Irrational violence against non-muslims" isn't)
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To: rlmorel

Glad I could do it.


36 posted on 05/07/2016 9:29:48 PM PDT by morphing libertarian (Hillary for Prison 2016.)
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