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Man seeks restraining order against God
The Times of Israel ^
| May 4, 2016
| STUART WINER
Posted on 05/06/2016 12:36:06 PM PDT by LearnsFromMistakes
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To: LearnsFromMistakes
He might be able to get a hearing, but the only one that can grant his request is Satan.
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posted on
05/06/2016 1:34:07 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(The definition of being a Republican is supporting its nominee. I am not a Republican. Ryan is.)
To: LearnsFromMistakes
They make places for guys like this.
They’re called Looney Bins.
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posted on
05/06/2016 1:38:26 PM PDT
by
MistrX
To: MistrX
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posted on
05/06/2016 1:41:44 PM PDT
by
sport
To: LearnsFromMistakes
‘Can you provide proof of service? No proof of service and notification, no case, case dismissed.’
Saves everyone trouble here. :)
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posted on
05/06/2016 1:54:24 PM PDT
by
kingu
(Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
To: LearnsFromMistakes
Hell, I’ve got this guy beat.
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posted on
05/06/2016 2:22:07 PM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: LearnsFromMistakes
hmmm- a restraining order against an omnipresent God? Where is there anyplace on earth that doesn’t have God present? Shall God become ‘partiallypresent God?
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posted on
05/06/2016 3:31:55 PM PDT
by
Bob434
To: LearnsFromMistakes
Send the summons certified mail so He has to sign for it.
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posted on
05/06/2016 3:47:02 PM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: faithhopecharity
Deed the land over to a church. Churches don’t have to pay property tax. Several Katrina trash were given a church near me. They have built I don’t know how many houses for the many, many elders so their members, uh, “elders” can live in free church houses and not be taxed.
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posted on
05/06/2016 3:51:08 PM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: bgill
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posted on
05/06/2016 3:56:48 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
To: LearnsFromMistakes
He lives in a free and prosperous country that allows him the freedom to engage in such foolishness and he’s complaining that God is being nasty to him?
Just like all the rest of pampered, entitlement mentality idiots running around, he’s got way too much free time on his hands.
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posted on
05/06/2016 4:12:43 PM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: LearnsFromMistakes
LOSER seeks 15minutes of fame
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posted on
05/06/2016 4:12:46 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36)
To: LearnsFromMistakes
Here's the raving lunatic now, preparing to appeal the judge's ruling...
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posted on
05/06/2016 5:14:02 PM PDT
by
Heart-Rest
( "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
To: LearnsFromMistakes
...claiming the Almighty has been particularly unkind to him...[and] had exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward him...In the wise words of my first pastor, "When you feel the mighty hand of God pressing down on the top of your head, you must not stiffen your neck, because it will simply snap. Instead, you must bend, at the knees."
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posted on
05/07/2016 10:49:56 AM PDT
by
Hebrews 11:6
(Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
To: rlmorel
This could mean trouble, since Satan has all the attorneys.
To: morphing libertarian
It is posts like yours that make me pay money to Jim Robinson and his Free Republic.
Seriously...your post really put a smile on my face.
There are a lot of things in this world that try their hardest to remove the inclination to laugh, and your post just blew them away and gave me a good laugh!
Thank you!
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posted on
05/07/2016 3:59:12 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("Irrational violence against muslims" is a myth, but "Irrational violence against non-muslims" isn't)
To: rlmorel
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