Creflo Dollar: Megachurch Pastor Slams Critics, Insists The ‘Devil’ Blocked His $65M Jet Dream

inquisitr.com ^ | April 23, 2015

[TomGuy]

That is curious.

He keeps temping me to buy one of those new VIZIO 4K UHD TVs.

But, then I look at the ‘ancient’ VIZIO 720p I bought in 2008, and it still has excellent color, etc.

[AppyPappy]

Satan’s been keeping me from having an affair with the new secretary but I’m gonna rise above it and get my blessing.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

If he changed his last name from ‘Dollar’ to ‘Euro’, he could have an additional 5.2 million USD for his airplane kitty. </sarc>

[Fred Hayek]

If it was modern times, keeping with the fact that He was a carpenter, I would say maybe an old well worn but maintained F-450 with a cargo trailer for the lumber.

[ansel12]

So you want to do to your secretary, what he’s been doing to his supporters.

[BipolarBob]

Satan has CONSPIRED to keep me from winning the Powerball Lottery®. I can just feel it.

[rdcbn]

It was good enough for Jesus.

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It was the Gulf Stream 650 of it's time

[AppyPappy]

I’m naming that blessing as mine.

[rovenstinez]

Jesus did real good preaching after riding on a donkey.-

[evangmlw]

Creflo has so much faith and power; why doesn’t he “bind Satan” like he claims a Christian has the authority to perform.

[Scrambler Bob]

we got to preach the Gospel on Mars.” —

Obama got you beat. He’s sending muslims, via NASA.

[Gamecock]

Not sure how failing to score a private jet keeps him from spreading the Gospel. There is such a thing as commercial air travel.

[SgtHooper]

Go with the heresy. We already know that half the country is stupid enough to vote for treason.

[GenXteacher]

Dolla dolla bills y’all.....

[MeshugeMikey]

The man appears to have an outrageously bloated sense of his importance doesn't he.

Its been my perception that those preaching the "prosperity gospel" have at the very least a very skewed view of their position as Servant Teacher.

I think HE MIGHT think it to be "below him" to drive around in the Creflo Mobile!!

[Celtic Conservative]

Special. place. in. hell.

These prosperity gospel goofs have been around for awhile now. They were particularly popular with the Amway crowd in the early 80’s.

CC

[Army Air Corps]

Spending eternity driving a Reliant Robin or a Yugo.

[GeronL]

lol!

[GeronL]

There ya go

[MeshugeMikey]

SAY AMEN SOMEBODY

it about CREFLO A GO GO!!! you know!

if creflo werent a Prosperity “pastor”,... hed be down at “the club”..hustlin somethin else!!!