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For all we know, maybe Mary even WANTED to have sex.

LOL, I am sure Mary and Joseph BOTH WANTED to "do it" and had God's blessing. I am sure they took God seriously, when He said be fruitful and multiply, and were happy to do what He said.

78 posted on 03/26/2015 6:43:46 PM PDT by Mark17 (Beyond the sunset, O blissful morning, when with our Savior, Heaven is begun. Earth's toiling ended)

That IS God’s intentions concerning marriage.

79 posted on 03/26/2015 6:44:56 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)

LOL, I am sure Mary and Joseph BOTH WANTED to "do it" and had God's blessing.

Joseph: Mary; are you asleep?

Mary: You bozo; you KNOW I have to do my prayers.

Joseph: I was just wondering if....

Mary: You hornytoad; you KNOW I have had this HEADACHE for nigh unto these 12 years or so!

Joseph: A fella can HOPE eternally; can't he?

Mary: Hope all you want; you ain't gettin' it: I HAVE to remain a VIRGIN for my FOLLOWERS!!

Joseph: What 'followers'?

Mary: The ones who will be bombarding me forEVER with their heartfelt requests!!!

Joseph: I may as well be dead...

Mary: What did you just mumble? I ain't DEAD; just FRIGID. Now roll OVER and go to sleep.

Mary: Son? are You listening?? I've got a bunch more good, Catholic prayers for you to deal with. Ready?

110 posted on 03/26/2015 7:44:59 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)

...and had God's blessing.

What's the first thing the preacher says to the newly married groom?

You may now kiss the bride.

111 posted on 03/26/2015 7:45:53 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)

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