Posted on 03/07/2015 12:59:56 PM PST by rhema
I stink at acronyms, and unfortunately we are awash in them. I live one block from SPS (Standard Pressed Steel) and a few more from CVS and SVS. (The latter is a mom-and-pop produce store, and I have no idea what the letters stand for.) ACLU is very close to ACLJ, but I wouldn’t want to dial the wrong number. AA is for drinkers; add another “A” and it’s for drivers—who had better not be drinkers. And as a relative newcomer to the cell phone world, I thought LOL meant “lots of luck” till I was apprised of its less intuitive reference to laughter.
My favorite acronym (which I just made up) is LGBT. It means “Let God be true” (What did you think?), the amplified version being “Let God be true though every one were a liar” (Romans 3:4). This easy-to-remember mantra speaks volumes in an economy of words—that whatever God says is to be believed above every other word, theory, testimony, report, feeling, persuasive argument, or complicated theology.
Sometimes I wonder if the inventors of the other LGBT brand are a tad embarrassed. They keep having to add new letters to their acronym, and the more they tack on the weaker their case looks. In simpler days when it was merely an “L” and a “G,” their position seemed stronger because all they had to persuade us of was that some people are born with a hard-wired romantic orientation to the same sex. We were given assurances that if we granted “L” and “G” they would be happy and leave us alone, having achieved total self-actualization and a redressing of offenses against their long-aggrieved identities.
Then “B” came along, and they had to fairly sneak it in when no one was looking, because claiming that you have an orientation that goes both ways sounds a lot like saying you just like to fool around and you don’t care who with. Suddenly we are plunged from the high-minded early visions of ineluctable destiny to the shameful little man behind the curtain who used to cause knee-knocking with his smoke-and-mirror routine. There is a huge gap between campaigning on a manifest biological imperative (early “G” and “L”) and the later ravenous clamor for the right to anything-goes (“B”).
They keep having to add new letters to their acronym, and the more they tack on the weaker their case looks. Nevertheless, “T” followed without fanfare, like a bill sneaked through Congress on a Friday afternoon, and I always have trouble remembering the new additions, which are (a quick online search tutors me) LGBTQQIAP. I personally do not agree that the canon is closed with these nine unholy fruits of an unclean spirit, unless you let the “P” (pansexual) also cover pedophilia, and the “B” in the third slot do double duty for bestiality.
In science there is a rule known as “death by qualification.” It is the idea that a theory about something loses its cogency when it gets whittled away by too many exceptions and contrary facts and when you constantly have to tack on new explanations to try to account for inconvenient evidence (evolution theory, for instance). The LGBTQQIAP movement will soon need a wheelbarrow for its alphabet. What started as a self-styled civil rights movement in the grand old tradition of social gains for African-Americans and women has metastasized into a free-for-all with no common denominator but the uninhibited acting out of all impulses and no cohesive agenda but the agenda to rebel against God in any way conceivable.
As for me, I will stick to plain old LGBT, “Let God be true though every one were a liar.” And what God says that’s true, and what some are liars about, is that when a nation doesn’t consider the knowledge of Him worthwhile, He gives “them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done” (Romans 1:28). In this mental debasement, “their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another” (verses 26-27).
My LGBT means that even if I am the last person on earth who still believed what the Bible says about the proper use of our bodies, I will choose to believe God over every other word, theory, testimony, report, feeling, persuasive argument, and complicated theology.
BTTFLR
Seriously, LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM has been used without a trace of sarcasm by liberal Wesleyan University.
Note: I'm a more than a little concerned about the insensitivity of having the word "FAG" appear in LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM.
LOL meant Little Old Lady before texting came along.
I'm even more confused because we're now told Homos are born that way but, gender is something you can choose.
I personally subscribe to BBQ and BLT and find life quite fulfilling.
Many moons ago, my then-very-young daughter asked me what ROTFLMAO stood for. I told her that it stood for Rolling On The Floor Like [Chairman] Mao. She didn’t know who Chairman Mao was.
The Left should just be honest and change it to what it really is - NH, Not Heterosexual
Those keyboards probably cost a lot more than the old QWERTY style ....
Now that is funny, they actually have a “contains lead-based paint” warning for the house.
Like lead-based paint is what dangerous in there, not the eight some-odd forms of VD that are probably floating around.
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M-I-C....K-E-Y...M-O-U-S-E-!.....
Let’s Get Back To Quietly Intimate America!
That could solve the St Paddy’s Day Parade problem...
Love her writing - Andree Seu Peterson is just about the best contemporary essayist I’ve ever read (well, maybe a close second to Richard Brookhiser).
At the shipyard where I work there are contractors- CCSI, CSSI, SSSI, CSI, AND GSSI. I have to log them all in when they come through the gate. Manny of the individuals are Latinos whose English is not great. Some can’t say the right acronym, some don’t know which one they are working for that particular day.
Of course, it is Leftleyan University...so I'm not surprised.
IDC
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