[Trapped Behind Enemy Lines]

I suppose that is an option. I wish I knew Latin. That subject should have never been removed from public school curriculum IMHO.

But then again I could attend Mass in Spanish and therefore would not understand the homily anyways.

[miss marmelstein]

Find a missal that has a translation on the other side of the page. The Mass is not difficult to understand in Latin once you’ve done it for a while.