If you really want to be Orthodox, do your masses in Aramaic instead of the decadent, Anti-Christian Eurotrash Empire.
“do your masses in Aramaic”
Ouch. Anti Christian Eurotrash Empire.
If I wanted to be Orthodox, I’d go to the Greek Church. I’m Roman Catholic. Hebrew is cool too but of the three I’d go with the Traditional Roman Catholic tongue which is Latin. BTW, ALL of these languages were nailed to the cross: no others.