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Magic Underwear & Magic Food
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1340878 ^ | July 31, 2014

Posted on 07/31/2014 11:11:43 AM PDT by greyfoxx39

Mormons have some really weird beliefs. For example, many (all) Mormons believe they (males only) can take a cooking/salad oil, pour just a small drop on the crown of your head and their god will heal them of almost anything.

Mormons believe that by wearing ugly underwear bought from a specific company, their god will protect them from harm.

Mormons believe that by wearing a really weird looking costume they are taught secret ways to touch angels so after they die, the angels will let Mormons get into heaven quicker.

Mormons believe their god requires women to not wear outer clothing that covers their crotch (pants) to worship their god in a large and spacious room (chapel).

Mormons believe that a little torn piece of bread and a small sip of water that has been chanted over and then swallowed will require their god to forgive them for their sins.

Mormons believe by consuming certain foods and wearing funny looking clothes god loves them more than the rest of the humans.

It is the same with all parents. We love our children more or less depending upon how ugly their clothes are and how they consume small bits of food items.

The Mormon god must have a sense of humor watching his "SPECIAl" children called Mormons think this makes god love them the most.


TOPICS: Catholic; Charismatic Christian; Evangelical Christian; General Discusssion; Mainline Protestant; Other Christian; Religion & Culture; Theology
KEYWORDS: bigotry; inman; lds; mormon; nonchristian
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To: Legatus

Why not; we have a medical bear...


521 posted on 08/04/2014 6:31:20 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Legatus

http://assets.amuniversal.com/c12eec40f5be013184e0005056a9545d


522 posted on 08/05/2014 10:16:10 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: greyfoxx39

The Mormons seem to be right about one thing, they believe the Catholics and protestants are the whore of Babylon.

They should have included the Mormons but in that sense they are just like all of the other religious institutions, they are not about to admit it.

Incidentally if I was not aware of the great whore of rev 17 and if I did not see religion as an evil I would most likely be drawn to the Catholic or Mormon religion rather than the protestant.


523 posted on 08/05/2014 10:31:01 AM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: ravenwolf
...I would most likely be drawn to the Catholic or Mormon religion rather than the protestant.

Men tend to drawn to a bunch of rules and regulations.

If there aren't enough to satisfy them; they'll just make up more!

524 posted on 08/05/2014 1:21:38 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Gentlemen; as you read through this thread; you may easily ignore pages 151 and 443...



525 posted on 08/05/2014 2:35:45 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Men tend to drawn to a bunch of rules and regulations.


I hate rules and regulations, if you believe in Christianity wouldn’t you choose the church that you think is most Christian?

By the same token if you believe in religion why would you not choose the most religious church?

I do not believe in religion so that is why I would not choose the Mormon or Catholic church.

Women are too easily deceived.

Actually I was just revealing my opinion of the protestant churches, many of them believe the Catholic is the great harlot of rev 17 but at the same time too stupid to realize they are her daughters.


526 posted on 08/05/2014 5:41:50 PM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: ravenwolf

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527 posted on 08/05/2014 5:52:21 PM PDT by svcw (Not 'hope and change' but 'dopes in chains')
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To: svcw

? >>>>

Yes, I do have a problem putting my thoughts into words at times.


528 posted on 08/05/2014 6:03:08 PM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: ravenwolf

It’s because we can think MUCH faster than we type.


529 posted on 08/05/2014 6:46:32 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

It’s because we can think MUCH faster than we type.


Excuse me, I thought it was the other way around although my wife types very slow because she has to ask me how to spell the words.


530 posted on 08/05/2014 7:17:14 PM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: ravenwolf

No one has ever corrected me for misspelling a word when I’ve been talking...


531 posted on 08/06/2014 4:05:29 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: ravenwolf
Women are too easily deceived.

We men, however, as not so easily fooled; but when we are; it's usually by a woman!

532 posted on 08/06/2014 4:09:18 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

We men, however, as not so easily fooled; but when we are; it’s usually by a woman!


That usually comes under the natural thing called temptation
so it don`t always count.


533 posted on 08/06/2014 4:52:41 AM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: ravenwolf

Rationalization is such a good thing ...


534 posted on 08/06/2014 6:45:52 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Rationalization is such a good thing ...


Rationalization? never heard it before, but :no: I am not crazy.


535 posted on 08/06/2014 7:12:34 AM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: ravenwolf
criminal profiling: cold reading for cold cases

November 15, 2007. Psychologist Ray Hyman tells the story of how he got interested in the psychology of self-deception. He was a college student, earning money as a palm reader. He'd read several books on the art but didn't believe any of it. He got so much positive feedback from his customers, however, that he started to think that maybe he did have psychic powers. The self-deception didn't last long, however. In an interview with Michael Shermer, Ray explained:

The late Stanley Jaks convinced me to do a palm reading on someone and tell them the exact opposite of what I would normally say. So I did this. If I thought I saw in this woman’s palm that she had heart trouble at age 5, for example. I said, “well, you have a very strong heart,” that sort of thing. In this particular case, though, it was really spooky, because she just sat there poker faced. Usually I get a lot of feedback from the subject. In fact, I depend on the feedback, and this woman was giving me nothing. It was weird. I thought I bombed. But it turns out the reason she was so quiet was because she was stunned. She told me it was the most impressive reading she had ever had. So I did this with a couple more clients, and I suddenly realized that whatever was going on had nothing to do with what I said but with the presentation itself. This was one of the reasons I went into psychology—I wanted to find out how it was that people, including myself, could be so easily deceived. In fact, this is one of the reasons why I am not as confrontational as Randi, because I actually see that “there but for the grace of God go I.”

It turned out, Ray found, that it didn't matter what he told them, his clients would figure out a way to make him right. Ray would later become an expert in understanding cold reading and subjective validation, the words we now use to describe the process of making claims with no basis in fact or study and having them validated as true by others. As a palm reader, Ray had become an adept cold reader, assisted by the efforts of his customers to selectively ignore his errors and misses and to focus on items they could make sense out of or give meaning to. As Ray notes, his clients wanted him to succeed in his reading and they would do everything in their power to help him.

 

 

lifted from:  http://skepdic.com/refuge/funk58.html

536 posted on 08/06/2014 10:37:05 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

I once knew a fellow who was into psychology and was also a hypnotist and was known to be a good one.

He indicated to me that the reason he did not make it a profession is because as far as he could see the only one he could help by it was himself.


537 posted on 08/06/2014 12:00:34 PM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: ravenwolf

HMMMmmm...

I’ve always thought most ANYONE could be helped by a second opinion.


538 posted on 08/07/2014 4:41:55 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

I’ve always thought most ANYONE could be helped by a second opinion.


He was talking about the nut cases.


539 posted on 08/07/2014 6:30:50 AM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: ravenwolf

540 posted on 08/07/2014 9:43:43 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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