Let’s recap what we have so far:
If you have cable TV you will find EWTN.
If you find EWTN, you will understand Trinitarian theology.
If you understand Trinitarian theology, you will be mistaken for a Catholic priest.
If you are mistaken for a Catholic priest, you will be accused of being a child molester.
If you are accused of being a child molester, the Protestant inquisition will harass you.
Don’t let the Protestant inquisition question you. Get Direct TV.
That’s GOOD!
But you need pictures; too.
We gots a inquisition; TOO?
I sure didn't expect THat!!!