Posted on 03/30/2014 6:57:12 AM PDT by Star Traveler
He should know!
A collection of FREEPER threads on the movie - Noah ...
Religious tide turns against Noah
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3138393/posts
Noah: a classic blunder
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3138403/posts
Nine problems with the movie Noah
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138569/posts
Dont Get Punked by Paramounts Pagan Noah Film
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3138604/posts
Noah The Emperors New Movie (The Utter Embarrassing Mess of Noah)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3138663/posts
Noah Review: Brilliantly Sinister Anti-Christian Filmmaking
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3138716/posts
Noah, The Film: All Washed Up
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138756/posts
Box Office: Noah Winning Over Faith-Based and Mainstream Moviegoers
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138788/posts
No meat at Noah party
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138805/posts
The Noah Movie: Our Detailed Review [Christian Review]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138815/posts
The Noah Movie: Deconstructing Noahs Ark; Godawful Storytelling
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138821/posts
Atheist Noah director brags film is least biblical Bible movie ever
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138830/posts
Moviegoers Are Thinking Things Over After Earthquake Hits During Noah
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138838/posts
Ken Ham: The Unbiblical Noah Is a Fable of a Film
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138844/posts
Box Office: Moviegoers Flock to Noah
But Hate It
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138851/posts
BOX OFFICE: Noah Rises, Gods Not Dead Surprises As Schwarzenegger Brought To Knees
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3138858/posts
Ray Comfort Releases Christian Noah Movie: Watch ‘Noah and the Last Day’ on YouTube for Free
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138946/posts
The “moviemaker” deserves all the scorn we can deliver
I just realized a new movie genre has been created and I didn’t even notice. It’s the “Fiction based on real people” Genre. There have been three that I know of:
1. The Last Temptation of Christ
2. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
3. Noah
Are there any others I haven’t thought of?
Any film by Oliver Stone
The highbrows call it “verisimilitude” - not the genre but an instance of it. It’s nothing new.
You could probably add “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer” to that list. Just a thought...
You could probably add Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer to that list. Just a thought...
But it’s “hunter”. :-P
Really hope they spent millions on this disaster of a film and gained zip in receipts.
I had a midrash once. A little Gold Bond powder cleared it right up.
Heh, my memory is foggy on that film. “Slayer” sounds far better than “hunter,” what pansy focus group thought that name up?
Yeah. I actually originally typed slayer, but thought I should check so I googled “lincoln vampire” to get the title. :-)
Yeah. I actually originally typed slayer, but thought I should check so I googled “lincoln vampire” to get the title. :-)
You bet! ... :-) ...
I think about $45 Million so far on a movie that cost $125+ Million. I hope it dies very quickly after this weekend.
I read some speculation that it will. Highly regarded "Captain America" is in theaters next weekend.
Well $125 million spent on a supposed epic film is cheap. Realizing $45 million so far is nothing. As soon as people find out what a bomb it it, that will fall way short of breaking even. Hopefully.
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F minus?! LMAO! The Tabasco Sauce I had just put on my pizza almost came out of my nose. It actually went down the wrong pipe.
That sounds like a grade I would have received for College Algebra! I kid you not!
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