Wise men listen and laugh while fools talk
Stick up kids don't live long in New York
Fuck around and catch the wrong jukes on the street
Get caught slippin', then get hit wit' like three
I am the alpha male of my group. I am physically superior to all other males. Those who offend me by failing to render me the respect I to which I am entitled will be attacked with overwhelming physical force.
In every hood in the US, I'm that nigga they feelin' Rap full of good guys, 50 Cent is the villan
Other rap performers have watered down their lyrical content to appeal to suburban white people. These rappers are sellouts at best, race traitors at worst. True Negroes, who inhabit inner-city ghetto areas, recognize me alone as an authentic Negro.
I play the bar with 8 bottles all night gettin' right
Teachin' the hoodrats what Cristal taste like
I am a succesful hunter-gatherer, and I regularly consume eight bottles of Cristal [champagne] per night as a symbol of my lofty financial and cultural status. Those who have never imbibed this superior vintage cannot help but be impressed by my financial and societal success.
I put 60 on wrist, 12 on my fist, 100 on my neck
We in the hood nigga schemin', what you expect?
I am fabulousy wealthy, and regularly wear expensive gold jewelry in order to display that wealth. This fortune was earned through illicit means, furthering my reputation as a succesful predator.
My S on 22's leave ya hos confuuuuuused
On the track ready to choose, like "Daddy we want you"
I drive a Cadillac Escalade with 22" diameter custom wheels as a symbol of my wealth and sexual prowess.
My love live ain't change, the shorties still hug me
Bullet wound in my face, and bitches still love me
My many offspring are proof of my ability as a stud. Not only am I a powerful enough alpha male to survive a bullet wound to the face, but the fact that I have done so makes me irresistable as a mating partner to the available population of prime females.
Hilarious!
And accurate!