DFU SONG: Young Girl (Scott, say it isn't so)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 1-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - YOUNG GIRL

Young girl...hi, my name is Scott
I used to be an inspector, I'm hot
What do you say…would you like to play

Yes, I just love younger girls…that I meet on the Internet
If you will take a chance, I promise you a real good time
It will be one you won't forget

Whoa, oh, oh...young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction

Some people think that I'm looney
I guess because I act that way
Give me a break…I'm just a guy who has his needs
Let's rendezvous and do the deed

Whoa, oh, oh...young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction

(short musical break)

Please do not tell your parents
Or share our secret with the police
'Cause I'm afraid that they won't understand…won't understand
And I would never be released

Whoa, oh, oh...young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction

Young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction

[doug from upland]

I thought you might want to be pinged.

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[ErnBatavia]

Another workable one would be that old Maurice Chevalier song...."Thanks heaven for little girls"

[doug from upland]

HELLO, PING LIST...here's the story link

[doug from upland]

That was a consideration. Also, GO AWAY LITTLE GIRL and YOU'RE 16, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND YOU'RE MINE.

[Howlin]

LOL! I wonder if we shall see Scott again?

[doug from upland]

Are you 15? If so, you might have a shot at seeing him. :)

How much fun do you think evil right wing talk radio is going to have with this on Monday? I can't wait.

[doug from upland]

Hey, RATS, after 8 years of personal destruction, leaking FBI files, threatening children (Kathleen Willey), killing cats, slashing tires, intimidating witnesses, false affidavits......after 8 years of that, I can't wait to hear you whining that we are attacking the messenger. Let's hear it.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Young girl, I've been to Iraq
I learned some tricks there that I've brought back
Try my weapon of mass destruction

A statutory song for scottie. Too bad Hillary's burial of the arrest has come undone.

[doug from upland]

Hillary's burial of the arrest? Did I miss that?

[BOBTHENAILER]

Hillary's burial of the arrest? Did I miss that?

No, it's merely my speculation (post #47 from original thread.)

[doug from upland]

Okay.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Try my weapon of mass destruction

Oh Doug boy, you am too funny.

[dutchess]

Thanks for the ping and link to the story! As always appreciate your humor and talent!