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Will Clinton Be 1st Woman President?
Salt Lake Tribune ^ | 10/6/02 | MAUREEN DOWD

Posted on 10/06/2002 1:17:18 PM PDT by Tumbleweed_Connection

BY MAUREEN DOWD
NEW YORK TIMES NEWS SERVICE


    Watching Robert Torricelli mist and mewl, as he was torn from the bosom of the Senate, gave me new pause over that old question: Are men biologically suited to hold political office and leadership positions?
    We have the Torch dousing himself in self-pity and wondering why nobody will forgive him for something he claims he never did with a sugar daddy who draped him in Italian-made clothes and Tiffany baubles.
    We've got a tearful Andrew Cuomo getting the vapors and being led away from the governor's race on the strong arms of Bill Clinton and Charlie Rangel. And Jeb Bush crying whenever his daughter is busted.
    We've got Tom Daschle in a lipstick-pink tie practically having a drama-queen breakdown on the floor of the Senate about being the victim of those nasty White House bullies.
    We've got the Dow, the ultimate measure of macho capitalism, going all fluttery-jittery at the prospect of battle: depressed one minute, hyperactive the next.
    We've got Ari Fleischer -- the same Ari who on Tuesday called on Iraqis to assassinate Saddam because "the cost of one bullet" would be "substantially less" than the $13 billion cost of a war -- in a swivet because reporters found out he registered for his wedding gifts at Target instead of Tiffany.
    The arena is full of powerful men in touch with their powerless inner women. And yet, surrounded by famous men puddling under pressure, American girls are still doubtful about the prospects of a woman becoming president. According to a poll in Tuesday's USA Today, 40 percent said they would not see one within 10 years and a grim 14 percent "not in my lifetime."
    Are those 14 percent unaware of the Clintonian relentlessness of the junior senator from New York?
    In the latest sign that she is running for president in 2008, candidate Hillary Clinton is staying away from Al Gore's kumbayah corner.
    Whatever doubts she may have privately about war, she is not articulating her angst as loudly as some of her Democratic colleagues.
    She knows that any woman who hopes to be elected president cannot have love beads in her jewelry case. It may be too much even to be caught with a worn copy of "Tapestry."
    Clinton has said that she will support President Bush if he decides to take out Saddam. "I know a little bit about what it's like on the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue, making these difficult decisions," she told Tim Russert.
    Just as her husband was obsessed with maintaining his "political viability" during the Vietnam draft, candidate Clinton must keep her own political viability in mind during the Senate debate on war.
    Although many Americans assume she is too polarizing a figure to ever get elected, the former first lady has been shrewd and pragmatic in how she has handled herself in the Senate. She did not have a tantrum when Republican leaders were stingy with her office space. Hillary has offered the other cheek to those who once pilloried her and has charmed her Senate elders, turning her Washington house into the Cipriani of fund raising, and has put Democrats in her debt by handing out fistfuls of cash from her political action committee.
    Hillary and Bill, her very own Dick Morris, have a grandiose master plan that calls for John Kerry or John Edwards -- or Al Gore, if he can find any Democratic donors -- to be the sacrificial lamb in 2004 to a popular wartime president.
    Hillary will try to quell criticisms that she is a pushy queen bee by playing the worker bee in the Senate for a few more years. She will disabuse those who thought she was the liberal in the White House, veering away from the left on issues like welfare and bankruptcy.
    Her supporters have sketched out a Doomsday scenario that would catapult her into the White House:
    In the flush of patriotism and empire-building, the Republicans take over the Senate and keep the House this fall. Then President Bush wins his war on Iraq. He and his inner circle become more arrogant.
    Gen. Rove, as he is known in Hillaryland, pushes through the most reactionary agenda since the Congress of Vienna, packing the courts with young right-wingers opposed to abortion and all regulations. Congress, too, gets carried away with an ultra-conservative agenda.
    The maniacally centrist American public craves another correction. Right, left, right, left. Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton. Yup. In our lifetime.
   


TOPICS: Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hillary; president
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To: hauerf
Clinton already WAS the first woman President, wasn't he?

Ya beat me to it!!

41 posted on 10/06/2002 3:17:36 PM PDT by justsomedude
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To: TruthWillWin
I'm sure there's some brave physician out there willing to face danger for the good of the country.
42 posted on 10/06/2002 3:18:34 PM PDT by RichInOC
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To: fight_truth_decay
She only got elected as women felt sorry for her with her bum of a husband and his scandals with women, then played the "I am Woman..hear me Roar for Family Values!"..and came out swinging from the Monica hoopla.


Hey fight, don't forget the dead people!!!!
43 posted on 10/06/2002 3:18:53 PM PDT by Ez2BRepub
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To: Cvengr
So how can anybody in their right minds, regardless of political affiliation possibly vote for Hillary?

Well, that is a point. I have said elsewhere, the logical end of leftism is insanity. It's adeherents are not in their right minds. They have bought into 'strong delusion.'

44 posted on 10/06/2002 3:19:37 PM PDT by justsomedude
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
"Will Clinton Be 1st Woman President? "

Ann Coulter said, "20% of America are liberals, 20% conservatives, 60% morons..." and she of course is correct.

It's very possible that the Hildebeast could ride her Ajax 2000 vibrating broomstick right into the Oval Orifice, IMO

45 posted on 10/06/2002 3:20:06 PM PDT by hosepipe
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To: BulletBrasDotNet
No, Mark, I'll pass, that picture's deeper in my memory than I'd like as it is. But thanks for the offer.
46 posted on 10/06/2002 3:21:51 PM PDT by RichInOC
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Watching Robert Torricelli mist and mewl, as he was torn from the bosom of the Senate

He's not gone you moronette. Why do the Dems keep trying to make people think he is?

47 posted on 10/06/2002 3:22:33 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Will Clinton Be 1st Woman President?

No.

There are still enough American patriots who would pledge "Our lives, our fortunes, our sacred honor" to ensure that did not happen.

48 posted on 10/06/2002 3:24:22 PM PDT by Barnacle
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Maureen is wrong about who the first woman president will be:

There you go. ;)

Regards, Ivan

49 posted on 10/06/2002 3:25:27 PM PDT by MadIvan
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To: RichInOC
Sorry, I don't know anyone whose stomach is strong enough to perform that service.
50 posted on 10/06/2002 3:26:21 PM PDT by Darlin'
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
It is interesting that this the EIGHTH "presidential" writing/essay/opinion piece ABOUT Hillary running for office in the past week.

You tell me:

Is she "testing" the waters through these stories? Or prepping the people for her "sudden run" .... "called by the will of the people" .... in 2004/2008?

/sarcasm off

Heck, she's a democrat.

They'll sue to get a presidential election in 2006.

51 posted on 10/06/2002 3:26:45 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE
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To: section9
I have no idea what you have in mind here, Chris, but I share your thought that Her Heinous would be a designated target ... such is the love our President has for us.
52 posted on 10/06/2002 3:28:36 PM PDT by Pegita
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To: MadIvan
MadIvan has an acute intuition.
53 posted on 10/06/2002 3:30:11 PM PDT by EGPWS
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To: Darlin'
Darlin', a hundred years ago, Army doctors risked their lives to cure yellow fever. All we need is one doctor to put on the biohazard suit and do a checkup.
54 posted on 10/06/2002 3:35:39 PM PDT by RichInOC
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To: RichInOC
Hhehe. I don't know one doctor who'd do that with a borrowed.... er uh ...suit. Biohazard or otherwise.
55 posted on 10/06/2002 3:38:25 PM PDT by Darlin'
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To: MadIvan
I second that. Wouldn't the dems just crap their pants if a the first woman and the first minority president was a republican. I think she would make an excellent president to boot.
56 posted on 10/06/2002 3:43:50 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
NO.In order to qualify as the first woman president,you must first be a woman.Hillary is a succubus.
57 posted on 10/06/2002 3:44:04 PM PDT by Uncle Meat
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Just what we need, this socialist pig, french kissing the wives of terrorists lesbian, bigoted jew hating, anti-bill of rights, criminal as our president.

If she's ever elected, I'm leaving the US that will be the final straw for me.
58 posted on 10/06/2002 3:47:16 PM PDT by Brytani
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Clear head! She WAS the 1st shemale prez! She IS X42! Thimk! Thimk!
59 posted on 10/06/2002 3:47:55 PM PDT by Waco
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Why was Torricelli allowed to remain in the Senate? Which watchdog is checking on his last minute bribery taking?
If he's not good enough to run, he's not worthy of a Senate seat; NJ is a laughingstock.
60 posted on 10/06/2002 4:42:17 PM PDT by kiwikit
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