Why Focault Should Be The Next NJ Senator. Write In Vote!!!

Focault.

[Focault's Pendulum]

OK...here's where I make my case. First...I'm a relative unknown.

Second...I have never run for public office before...so I really don't know how to take bribes.
Third...I can't sit down with an underpivelged kid and wonder why they can't read...I need to yell at the teacher.
You should have never been employed by the DMV...you're interpretation scares me and I think you should have pictures on your register like... car...renew registration..new..boat...and other like familiar keys.
Fourth..I promise never to go to 7/11 after 2:00 AM to get a quart of milk...especially if I think one of you wants to teach me how to get bribed.

EZ Pass goes the way of Mayor Hague....and

NJ Auto Insurance Reform..actually finds a spokesman who know what their talking about!

Just a voice in the wind

[TonyInOhio]

A suggested campaign slogan:

Focault or Foc Off!

Whadda 'ya think? :-)

Tony

[Focault's Pendulum]

Focault or Foc Off!

It could work.

This whole NJ thing has got me really PO"d...I'm really...really...ticked about the obvious ambience of the race.

[w1andsodidwe]

I live in California and have never lived in New Jersey. Can I still vote in the New Jersey senate race? I know it wouldn't disqualify me from running for the senate from New Jersey, but I don't know about voting. Can someone fill me in.

[TheBigB]

If you were dead, voting in NJ wouldn't be a problem. Otherwise it'd be difficult...

[Billthedrill]

Well, fine, but when you win, won't you have to sit really close to You Know Who?

[Focault's Pendulum]

Thanks...I think I might have a grass roots movement going here. I need to also have an opportunity slap upside one of the head Hillary if she tries to come through one of the tunnels.

[w1andsodidwe]

Well, I don't know if I am ready to do that, just to vote for Focault. Maybe I should run and he could vote for me.

[Focault's Pendulum]

I already purchased some paper bags in foward thinking that event.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

There's a crew that will happily educate you in the fine art of bribe-taking. And will make sure that you win by a margin of 75% of registered voters, with your opponent getting 50%. Of course, some of your voters might be hard to track down at the cemetary exit polls.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Try here for your favorite cocktail mixes.

[maxwell]

If I lived in NJ, which I don't by the sheer grace of the gods, then I would vote for ya, dude... But only if you made me the officious campaign keg party coordinator, and then gave me an assistant, so I wouldn't have to do any actual work...

FOCAULT FOR SENATE PING

[NeoCaveman]

Sorry guys, help is already on the way

[maxwell]

Hey do you know what happened to OneidaM, dude?

[Billthedrill]

You know, I've been thinking about this and given the nature of your posts I just don't think you're corrupt enought to take on the Senate right away. Maybe you should start small first - pushing chickens into the creek, drowning kittens...you could expand to serial murder and then, and only then, will you be ready to compete with such luminaries as Schumer, Kennedy, Gotti, Capone, and the biggest kahuna of them all, the Hildebeest. I hope you're not disappointed, but I'd hate to get you in over your head...

[maxwell]

Never mind, dude... ;)

[Focault's Pendulum]

You know, I've been thinking about this and given the nature of your posts I just don't think you're corrupt enought to take on the Senate right now

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

[Focault's Pendulum]

This is a shameless write in vote for me bump. I will represent my constituency at least as well as your former represenatives....you could do worse.

You would have to work at it tho.

[Neets]

Focault or Foc Off!

I'd vote for ya if I lived in New Joisey FP!!!

[PoorMuttly]

You don't know your relatives ?

If clinton realtives were still unknown...I'd vote for that !

I'm series. What's your stand on/in cheese ?