[Desdemona]

Sounds like pants are in order here.

Or shorts under the skirt.

Or underwear with a message like "No Trespassing" or "Turn off the camera, you pervert."

[AdA$tra]

Or shorts under the skirt.

...Or perhaps at least skirts long enough to hide the goods when climbing the stairs. Not that I am REALLY complaining here. If one does not want me to look, they might try and hide it at least a little.