[AdA$tra]

Or shorts under the skirt.

...Or perhaps at least skirts long enough to hide the goods when climbing the stairs. Not that I am REALLY complaining here. If one does not want me to look, they might try and hide it at least a little.

[Desdemona]

What, and hide the thighs?

Seriously, skirts can be too short - and even worse when you try to sit.