Bill Gates' Advice to the Young

Claim: Bill Gates authored a list of 'Rules Kids Won't Learn in School.'

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2000]

Rule No. 1: Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teen-ager uses the phrase "It's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule No. 1.
Rule No. 2: The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as much as your school does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated self-esteem meets reality, kids complain that it's not fair. (See Rule No. 1)
Rule No. 3: Sorry, you won't make $40,000 a year right out of high school. And you won't be a vice president or have a car phone either. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a Gap label.
Rule No. 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he's not going to ask you how you feel about it.
Rule No. 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it opportunity. They weren't embarrassed making minimum wage either. They would have been embarrassed to sit around talking about Kurt Cobain all weekend.
Rule No. 6: It's not your parents' fault. If you screw up, you are responsible. This is the flip side of "It's my life," and "You're not the boss of me," and other eloquent proclamations of your generation. When you turn 18, it's on your dime. Don't whine about it, or you'll sound like a baby boomer.
Rule No. 7: Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your bedroom.
Rule No. 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers. Life hasn't. In some schools, they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. Failing grades have been abolished and class valedictorians scrapped, lest anyone's feelings be hurt. Effort is as important as results. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to anything in real life. (See Rule No. 1, Rule No. 2 and Rule No. 4.)
Rule No. 9: Life is not divided into semesters, and you don't get summers off. Not even Easter break. They expect you to show up every day. For eight hours. And you don't get a new life every 10 weeks. It just goes on and on. While we're at it, very few jobs are interested in fostering your self-expression or helping you find yourself. Fewer still lead to self-realization. (See Rule No. 1 and Rule No. 2.)
Rule No. 10: Television is not real life. Your life is not a sitcom. Your problems will not all be solved in 30 minutes, minus time for commercials. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop to go to jobs. Your friends will not be as perky or pliable as Jennifer Aniston.
Rule No. 11: Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

Origins: No, this list didn't originate with Microsoft head Bill Gates. (It's frequently cited on the Internet as having come from his book Business @ The Speed of Thought, but it didn't.) Why it's attributed to Gates is a mystery to us; it doesn't really sound the least bit like something he would write. Possibly, the item the Internet-circulated version of the list generally ends with ("Be nice to nerds") struck a chord with someone who views Gates as the ultimate successful nerd of all time.

One version that appeared on the Internet in June 2002 asserts this is the text of a commencement speech given by Bill Gates to the graduating class of Mt. Whitney High School in Visalia, California. It isn't -- he didn't give such a speech, and folks at that school are mystified as to why they've been dragged into this apocryphal story.

Nor is this list is the work of Kurt Vonnegut, another person to whom authorship has been attributed. A clue found in those versions ("From a college graduation speech by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.") explains why folks want to lay these random words of wisdom on his doorstep: In 1998, the Internet was swept with a narrative that has come to be known as the sunscreen speech. That work of inventive fiction was actually the product of Chicago Tribune writer Mary Schmich, but Internet-circulated versions claimed it was a college graduation speech given by Kurt Vonnegut. Vonnegut thus became associated in the minds of some people with pithy advice to young adults.

This list is the work of Charles J. Sykes, author of the book Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write, Or Add. (The list has appeared in newspapers, although not necessarily in this book.) Many versions of this list omit the last three rules:

Rule No. 12: Smoking does not make you look cool. It makes you look moronic. Next time you're out cruising, watch an 11-year-old with a butt in his mouth. That's what you look like to anyone over 20. Ditto for "expressing yourself" with purple hair and/or pierced body parts.
Rule No. 13: You are not immortal. (See Rule No. 12.) If you are under the impression that living fast, dying young and leaving a beautiful corpse is romantic, you obviously haven't seen one of your peers at room temperature lately.
Rule No. 14: Enjoy this while you can. Sure parents are a pain, school's a bother, and life is depressing. But someday you'll realize how wonderful it was to be a kid. Maybe you should start now. You're welcome.

very interesting if I didnt know better i would think he was a conservative unfortunately he is not but I still respect the man he is the poster boy for the american dream

IIRC you are thinking of his father, William Gates Sr. though it wouldn't surprise me if Junior was in favor of it as well

Gates didn't write this stuff. For some odd reason it was attributed to him several years ago, and, like lots of urban legends, it refuses to die.

Gates has shown through his actions in the wake of the lawsuit against Microsoft --- after which he decided to play the Washington game --- that his politics are liberal/left, not at all in keeping with the philosophy espoused in these catchy aphorisms.

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Yes, Charlie Syskes is the real author of this piece.

Sykes is a radio talk host in Milwaukee. He does a great job.

An interesting list, but the actual life of Bill Gates shows how the son of a multi-millionaire backed with a significant trust fund can, with hard work and perseverance, grow up to be a billionaire.

I have no respect for Gates and the way he does business.

Charlie gets several emails every week from listeners who thought he'd be interested in "what Bill Gates had to say". It's got to be a strange feeling, seeing your own words attributed to someone else over and over and over.

Here is Charlie's List, thanks for the link to his site!

FOURTEEN RULES KIDS WON’T LEARN IN SCHOOL

1) LIFE IS NOT FAIR. GET USED TO IT. The average teenager uses the phrase "it’s not fair" 8.6 times a day. The kids got it from their parents who said it so often they decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When the parents started hearing it from their own kids, they realized rule #1.

2) THE REAL WORLD WON’T CARE AS MUCH AS YOUR SCHOOL DOES ABOUT YOUR SELF ESTEEM. It’ll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. When inflated self-esteem meets reality most kids complain that it’s not fair. (See rule #1.)

3) SORRY, YOU WON’T MAKE $40,000 A YEAR RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. And you won’t be a vice president or have a car phone either. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn’t have a Gap label.

4) IF YOU THINK YOUR TEACHER IS TOUGH, WAIT TILL YOU GET A BOSS. He doesn’t have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he’s not going to ask you how you FEEL about it.

5) YOUR SCHOOL MAY HAVE DONE AWAY WITH WINNERS AND LOSERS. LIFE HASN’T. In some schools, they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. Failing grades, have been abolished and class valedictorians scrapped, lest anyone’s feelings be hurt. Effort is as important as results. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to anything in real life. See rules #1, 2, and 4.

6) FLIPPING BURGERS IS NOT BENEATH YOUR DIGNITY. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it opportunity. They weren’t embarrassed making minimum wage either. They would have been embarrassed to sit around talking about Kurt Cobain all weekend.

7) TELEVISION IS NOT REAL LIFE. Your life is not a sitcom. Your problems will not all be solved in thirty minutes, minus time for commercials. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop to go to jobs. Your friends will not be perky, sexy, or predictable as Jennifer Aniston.

8) BEFORE YOU WERE BORN YOUR PARENTS WEREN’T AS BORING AS THEY ARE NOW. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the way, before you save the rain forest from the blood sucking parasites of your parents generation, try delousing the closet in your bedroom.

9) LIFE IS NOT DIVIDED INTO SEMESTERS. AND YOU DON’T GET SUMMERS OFF. Not even Easter break. They expect you to show up every day. For 8 hours. And you don’t get a new life every 10 weeks. If just goes on and on. While we’re at it, few jobs are interested in fostering your self-expression or helping you find yourself. Fewer still lead to self-realization. See rules #1 and 2.

10) IT’S NOT YOUR PARENTS FAULT. IF YOU SCREW UP YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE. This is the flip side of "It’s my life," and "You’re not the boss of me," and other eloquent proclamations of your generation. When you turn 18, it’s on your dime. Don’t whine about it or you’ll sound like a baby boomer.

11) BE NICE TO NERDS. YOU MAY END UP WORKING FOR THEM. WE ALL COULD.

12) SMOKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK COOL . . . IT MAKES YOU LOOK MORONIC. Next time you’re out cruising, watch an 11-year old with a butt in his mouth. That’s what you look like to anyone over 20. Ditto for "expressing yourself" with purple hair and/or pierced body parts.

13) YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL. See rule #9. If you are under the impression that living fast, dying young, and leaving a beautiful corpse is romantic, you obviously haven’t seen one of your peers at room temperature lately.

14) ENJOY THIS WHILE YOU CAN. Sure parents are a pain, school’s a bother, and life is depressing. Someday you’ll realize how wonderful it was to be a kid. Maybe you should start now.

So once again Gates copies the work of others and claims it as his own.

Whatever. Anyway, the advice is good, don't you think?

Actually, this was co-authored by George Carlin and Ted Nugent.

If you read Post #2, you'll see that Gates never made this speech nor claimed it as his own. You should look up the definition of "prejudice".

"Sorry, you won't make $40,000 a year right out of high school"

Yes, you will. Provided you go into something like an MBA program, a medical school, or other lucrative programs.

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

The definition of self respect: Justified "self esteem".

-Eric