White House Ignored Pre 9/11 Warnings by FBI, Miss Cleo

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[Texaggie79]

WASHINGTON, D.C. —Under pressure from Democrats, the Bush administration admited Tuesday that a pre-Sept. 11 memo from television psychic Miss Cleo was ignored along with dozens of reports from the FBI, CIA, and even a personal letter from Osama Bin Laden admitting he was sending suicide bombers to crash into the World Trade Center. The administration on Tuesday, marking a shift from previous refusals, showed members of the Senate Judiciary Committee portions of Miss Cleo's recorded statement, which proved once and for all the controversial Jamaican Shamen was legitimate "Miss Cleo was right on the money and she was ignored by this administration," said Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, D-S.D. "People keep saying she's a big phony but now we know differently." According to sources within the Democratic Party, there is substantial evidence that President Bush and several Cabinet members had signed up for Miss Cleo's free 7 minute tarot reading months earlier, but then ignored her very specific memo about a terrorist bombing in New York City. Miss Cleo, a Brooklyn native, is under investigation for fraud in more than a dozen states. She claims she aquired her heavy Jamaican accent during a summer vacations on the island.		Above: Miss Cleo Talks Funny

[Texaggie79]

ping

[Sub-Driver]

And Dionne Warwick.

[ChadGore]

What did Miss Cleo know, and when did she know it ?

[weikel]

Hmmm I wonder if the FBI is more reliable then Miss Cleo?

[Tennessee_Bob]

Tired of this kind of stuff? Want to see some serious changes in the way the world is run?

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[rwfromkansas]

:)

[Argh]

What's your platform? OPH has a mighty attractive one. Platform, that is.

[Tennessee_Bob]

By "Tired of this kind of stuff," I'm referring to Miss Cleo, not TexAggie79 and his posts. Couldn't get along without TexAggie79...well, maybe we could, but who wants to try??

[Tennessee_Bob]

Platform? Errr...it's an old office chair from the coal mining company I used to work for. Kind of ratty and wobbly, but it's comfortable.

[Jagdgewehr]

Now just wait a d*mn minute! She been proven to only see cheating spouses, not the lofty Jean Dixon stuff!
I smell a rat.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Who cares about his platform! He's gonna hire me and then let me have my own minions.......right your Excellency?

[general_re]

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Got a position for me?

[Victoria Delsoul]

[Tennessee_Bob]

Well, my intentions are to hire family first, and I consider everyone here at Free Republic to be family. As I was telling someone earlier, I'm only in it for the minions. The incredible power, the ability to get free meals at high-class restaurants - that's all second hand. I'm in it for the minions. I'm looking for yes-men and yes-women - but I won't hire those from here. The folks I'll hire from FR will have positions just like you're describing - high-level, low-responsibility (for the most part).

And in fact, I am looking for a Secretary of Supermodels. I've looked at your profile and I see that you appear to be quite capable of such a job. Should I be selected, then the position will be yours.

[The Real Eddie01]

You should know this!

[Argh]

Whyisa, may I present general_re? General, this is WhyisaTexasgirlinPA. You two might get along famously in the Bob Solar System Administration.

[Stentor]

Have you ever seen Cynthia and Cleo in the same room?

[general_re]

My signature has been posted, Your Majesty. I look forward to serving you faithfully for many years. ;)

[socal_parrot]

Why has this man been so silent?