[Diago]

I'm predicting this will be posted on FR and attributed to Dennis Miller at least twenty times before June1.

[tcostell]

That's a shame. Larry Miller (the actual author) is hysterical. Everyone knows his bit about the stages of drunkenness, but he also has a little known bit on skiing which I think is the funniest thing he's ever done.

[Snake65]

Unless you're offering really attractive odds, I won't take that bet.