[Morgana]

Okay which one of you FReepers did this?

There are leash laws regarding your pet alligator!

[Reno89519]

Dump more in the Rio Grande. What better way to stop illegals from crossing the river and filling it with alligators!

[packagingguy]

It looked like it was doing its mating call.

I sure hope for alligator babies don’t you?

[Jan_Sobieski]

Great! Now all we need is a moat and wall!

[Allegra]

I say we raid the Everglades and get some more.

[from occupied ga]

Tell them that they won’t get free food, free housing, free medical case, and no $1000 cash card will block more illegal invaders than an entire river full of alligators, crocodiles, piranhas and leeches.

[lowbridge]

Only one?

Not enough gators.

[Sirius Lee]

Texas Governor Greg Abbott issued a warning

Big mistake. PETA is going to be all over him. If you warn the prey, how is the poor animal supposed to eat?

[gundog]

Okay which one of you FReepers did this?

Gotta be TexasGator.

The area needs to be cleared of all people so that the newly discovered TexMex Alligator can thrive in peace and harmony with its environment.

[jeffersondem]

There are an estimated 1.3 million gators in Florida.

How many does Texas need?

[themidnightskulker]

TRUMP!!!!
YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!!!!!

[al baby]

Walt chit himself when Dundee used a dead alligator to rescue him

[Gaffer]

They need to relocate all the endangered bears, wolves and coyotes there, too. Put some CBP badges on them.

[Responsibility2nd]

Put these notices everywhere.

 

No vengas a texas. los caimanes te comerán

[Licensed-To-Carry]

Fill the river with about a million Amazon Piranhas, that might slow them illegals down.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

I know meat is expensive in the grocery store, but roadkill is cheap chum and we have plenty of it in Texas.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Elvis left Miami, preferring Texas. He's fed up with Cuban food and prefers Mexican, Chinese, African, and Persian food.

[Third Person]

Biden’s masters will have those gators killed pronto

[LegendHasIt]

Well, it is a start.... But I’d prefer it be stocked with Nile Crocodiles, not relatively peaceful Alligators.

Piranhas are nice too.

[TexasFreeper2009]

I think every gator captured in Florida should be released into the Rio Grande

[Candor7]

Rowsey Bowsey.

Gator Aid stations are being set up along the Rio Grand, and ranchers are throwing fresh beef carcasses into the river to try and keep the gators fed so they will not attack the wet backs.

The cartel guides are now carrying AR-15 automatic rifes in the open to fend off the Gators, thank goodness!