[Beagle8U]

I hope he goes off like a Roman Candle then explodes like a Cherry Bomb.

[ProudDeplorable]

Space can keep him.

[twister881]

You need to know Dr. Evil’s spaceship looks like a giant penis.

[IYAS9YAS]

“It’s called Blue Origin because this is the blue planet and this is the planet that we have to save,” Bezos explained in 2019.

I'm only assuming the rocket is powered by rainbows and unicorn farts.

[Sooth2222]

Blue Origin is set to go beyond the 62-mile-high-mark — called the Kármán line — recognized internationally as the boundary between Earth’s atmosphere and space.

More than 60 (sixty) years ago, On April 12, 1961, aboard the spacecraft Vostok 1, Soviet cosmonaut Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin becomes the first human being to travel into space. During the flight, the 27-year-old test pilot and industrial technician also became the first man to orbit the planet, a feat accomplished by his space capsule in 89 minutes. Vostok 1 orbited Earth at a maximum altitude of 187 miles and was guided entirely by an automatic control system.

[The Louiswu]

Congratulations to the entire crew, it’s another small step in the story of manned space flight. I hope there is more to come and that manned / tourist space flight becomes feasible. Another wonderful day here in America!

[liberalh8ter]

There’s nothing I need to know about this. It’s presumptuous for the Post to think I do.

[BuffaloJack]

I hope it goes off without any mishap.
I don’t want to wish calamity on anyone.
Bezos is the personification of Capitalism today.

[lowbridge]

“Everything you need to know as Jeff Bezos’ ‘Blue Origin’ launches into space today”

I dont see how i need to know anything about it.

The way i see it, i more need to know the plots of each individual episode of The Andy Griffith Show that is airing this afternoon.

[dforest]

Did you mean that the Blue Organ was launched?

[Jeff Chandler]

Bezos’ Return Now expected today

We’re very sorry your delivery is late. If you have not received your package by today, you can come back here the next day for a refund or replacement.

[skinndogNN]

Why did he build a spaceship that looks like a male sex organ?

[bgill]

More space junk.

[VanShuyten]

As a caller on the Chris Plante show, they are all white and prosperous.

Bezos must be a white supremacist!

[Vision]

A man who pushes man made global warming, that life as we know it may end, burns energy on private jets, yachts, and space trips. How stupid are people not to see this?

[CodeToad]

“If he comes back and only says, “IT’S FLAT!,” and then walks away, it would be the single greatest troll of all time.”

Yes, it would! ROFL!

[lowbridge]