Posted on 09/02/2018 5:41:27 PM PDT by Candor7
Oh no! That’s enough to make you want to die EARLY, just to get away from them!
Why just 150?
How about forever?
Here is the way.
The Gospel in six words:
Created (God created you)
Loved (God loves you)
Sinned (You are separated from God by sin, your own or inherited. The penalty for sin is death.)
Bought (God sent His son to pay the penalty (death) for your sin.)
Believed (You must believe that He has done this for you, both mind and heart. Romans 10:9-10. Accept the gift of life that your Creator is offering to you.)
Saved (If you believe, accepting God’s gift of forgiveness and eternal life in true faith, you will be saved.)
Blessings to you and your loved ones.
Do not put off the gift that God is offering to you.
If you do not choose life, what is the alternative?
There will be no second chance.
Thanks but no thanks. Living to 150 means working until 140; 130 at the earliest unless a fortune could be made to support the person before that. Social Security and other pensions would not begin until 135.
Besides, the way the left and the young are ruining everything in their path, who really wants to see the world we knew be destroyed from within?
(only available to Democrat voters.)
I will believe this when i start seeing dozens of people reaching 130. fat chance...
No thanks.
Finally!
I’d been worried that Aussies put so much energy into talking funny that they’d never have enough left over to invent something useful.
Prince Philip, Henry Kissinger, Jimmy Carter, GHWB are well on their way, lol.
No thank you. I don’t want to play this strange game any longer than I absolutely have to.
Besides, wouldn’t this lead to hiring quotas among other things. “At least 10% of your full-time staff must be over the age of 115 years, or you may be liable for age discriminating against the aged and those with defacto-disabilities.”
**Mr. J. Smith tried to apply for a job supervising a team of Window Washers.
When the interviewer discovered Mr. J. Smith’s current residence was a Hospice, he suddenly stopped the interview without explanation, and had the applicant escorted (wheeled) to the front lobby.
Mr. J. Smith was livid with anger and bafflement!
Even if I took these pills, me ex wife would still make it to 151.
Doesn’t matter, life will still be fatal.
Methuselah
Hey Doc, can you regrow this organ for me?
Hell no.
The comments all seem to be fake.
If I could go back healthwise 25 years and then feel like a 50 year old until I am 90, that would be enough. For those whining about having to continue working, isn’t work the best part of your life already? Not the most precious, but the very best. I enjoy the H out of going to work, and wish I could continue, but old age is knocking and I hate that.
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