Hey Doc, can you regrow this organ for me?
An old man in the nursing home went to the nurse with a problem. She said, "okay...what's wrong?"He said "my penis died." She just looked at him.
The next day, the nurse was walking down the hall and saw the old man in question and his fly was open and his penis was hanging out.
She said, "why are you exposing yourself?"
He responded, "well, he died yesterday...and today is the viewing."