[Oldeconomybuyer]

[dfwgator]

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
‘The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light’
Now there’s no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw

Rush - The Trees

[butlerweave]

I thought trees would move North away from the heat ,LOL

[FreeperCell]

Saw one go by today.

[CincyRichieRich]

Right; deer and animal poop with seeds has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT...

[El Cid]

‘Go West young Tree’ - Horace Greenly.

[BitWielder1]

The Ents have decided we are Orcs and they are fleeing.

[SpaceBar]

Trees are east coast liberals, and climate change is crime/illegal immigration. It’s easy once you break the code.

[CincyRichieRich]

We need memes of covered wagons with trees in them.

[Bryanw92]

Because, ya know, trees don’t live in hot places like those treeless jungles.

[tet68]

They were just looking for the Ent wives.

[Nachoman]

Figures they would publish this when there are record-breaking floods on the east coast.

[moovova]

I was wondering what was going on...

I saw three trees at the bus station yesterday...carrying some very nice luggage.

[TigersEye]

“Species, on average, moved about 10 miles per decade, or about one county during the study period,” Fei said.

470 million years of land plants on the planet and this study covered 35 years in one relatively small region. That sure proves a lot.

[gubamyster]

I hope they put on their fire-retardant pajamas when they cross into CA.

[Rebelbase]

Tree migration is natural. 10,000 years ago when the ice sheet was covering Ohio the SE US was thick withn Balsam firs. Today their descendants (or what's left of them after the woolly aphid epidemic) can only survive in the higher elevations of the Blue Ridge where the climate is cooler.

[CodeJockey]

An individual tree has roots and, of course, it doesn’t move.

I guess that was there for the libs/snowflakes?

[katana]

Dear Popular Science,

You're not so popular anymore.

[Rashputin]

Damn trees never turn right on red after Stop. No tellin’ how much it's costing the economy to have trees back up traffic that would otherwise be flowing with less idle time.

[Army Air Corps]

But what about the screaming trees?

[bert]

Trees follow moisture.

If there is adequate water, trees will grow.

Any one who travels west of the Mississippi can observe Cotton Woods. They grow where there is adequate moisture. Follow the corronwoods and see the answer.