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Eco-nuts: Environmentalism can't progress until people try to reproduce with tree
americanthinker.com ^ | 4/26/2018 | Roger Taylor

Posted on 04/26/2018 1:58:32 PM PDT by rktman

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To: windsorknot

It truly is a mental disease.


21 posted on 04/26/2018 2:19:26 PM PDT by Don Corleone ( lose the gun. save the cannolis.)
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To: GraceG
Harry Kim on Star Trek Voyager lost his virginity right?

That man was so wooden he suffered from Dutch elm disease.

22 posted on 04/26/2018 2:20:36 PM PDT by KC_Lion (If you want on First Lady Melania's, Ivanka Trump's or Sarah Palin's Ping Lists, just let me know.)
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To: rktman
College professors. Is there anything they don't DO know?

These days, it appears that they don't really know anything.

23 posted on 04/26/2018 2:20:40 PM PDT by Maceman (We need a temporary ban on Muslims just until churches and synagogues can be built in Mecca.)
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To: PGR88

Gives “raping the earth” a much more literal meaning.


24 posted on 04/26/2018 2:20:45 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: rktman
Not sure what Laz would think.


25 posted on 04/26/2018 2:22:56 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: rktman

Now, let me introduce you to my new gf. Yes, a prickly pear cactus. Owww!
= = =

Isn’t there a song, “Poison Ivy”?


26 posted on 04/26/2018 2:23:25 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You know that I am full of /S)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Tree sex
27 posted on 04/26/2018 2:23:30 PM PDT by Maceman (We need a temporary ban on Muslims just until churches and synagogues can be built in Mecca.)
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To: rktman

Can a tree give consent?


28 posted on 04/26/2018 2:25:46 PM PDT by dangerdoc
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To: PGR88

Maybe the earth would view this as aggressive sexual harassment or rape?
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Didn’t the early pioneers Plow The Earth?

But they were white men.


29 posted on 04/26/2018 2:25:52 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You know that I am full of /S)
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To: EvilCapitalist
And for the ladies....

See the source image

30 posted on 04/26/2018 2:28:25 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Maceman
Image result for sex trees

 

(I better stop before the mods pull my posts. Oh wait. Don't hit send. Don....

31 posted on 04/26/2018 2:31:03 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Cicero

Now that puts a new perspective on “getting a woodie” doesn’t it?


32 posted on 04/26/2018 2:33:15 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
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To: rktman

You’d have to be nucking futs to do that.


33 posted on 04/26/2018 2:34:34 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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To: Scrambler Bob

She caused a lot of trouble for Batman.


34 posted on 04/26/2018 2:34:53 PM PDT by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: Billthedrill

‘The FR Pun Police are sending in the ninjas.’

kinda gives one a woody...


35 posted on 04/26/2018 2:37:09 PM PDT by IrishBrigade
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To: rktman

Apparently, she’s in love with a cucumber, or something.


36 posted on 04/26/2018 2:42:28 PM PDT by MortMan (The white board is a remarkable invention.)
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To: IrishBrigade
kinda gives one a woody...



Chapman: Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn.

Idle: What's gone, dear?

Chapman: Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of *woody* quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'.

Cleveland: Ugh! Frightful words!

Idle: Perfectly dreadful!

Chapman: 'Newspaper' -- 'litter bin' -- 'litter bin' -- dreadful *tinny* sort of word.

Cleveland: *screams*

37 posted on 04/26/2018 2:43:02 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: rktman

I volunteer to shove a pine tree up her ass and see if it gets her pregnant.


38 posted on 04/26/2018 2:44:26 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (What profits a man if he gains the world yet loses his soul?)
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To: Larry Lucido; Lazamataz

Laz would hit that. Like a deranged woodpecker.

Get some tweezers - pull the splinters out.

Then hit it again.


39 posted on 04/26/2018 2:51:42 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: rktman
Eco-nuts: Environmentalism can't progress until people try to reproduce with tree

Can't wait until a redwood takes an environmentalist to court for barking up the wrong tree.

40 posted on 04/26/2018 2:52:38 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (01/26/18 DJIA 30 stocks $26,616.71 48.794% > open 11/07/16 215.71 from 50% increase 1.2183 yrs..)
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