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Eco-nuts: Environmentalism can't progress until people try to reproduce with tree
americanthinker.com ^ | 4/26/2018 | Roger Taylor

Posted on 04/26/2018 1:58:32 PM PDT by rktman

Just when you thought the radical environmental movement could not possibly get any stranger, another absurdity comes along. A few years ago, Professor Elizabeth Stephens at U.C. Santa Cruz published something she called the Ecosex Manifesto. She encouraged her art students to have sex with the Earth. This involved tree hugging and licking, writhing in the mud, and many other bizarre behaviors.

Now Professor Sarah Ensor at the University of Michigan is fully embracing this and has proposed that people start erotic relations with plants. She believes that environmentalism cannot fully develop without these "relationships."

These people seem to have a fondness for trees. I suggest they focus on conifers, also known as Gymnosperms, for their naked seeds. I wonder if they hope their ideas will take root and germinate into another new branch of academia. I suspect, however, they will remain little more than a splinter group.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: ecowankers; envirodunces; environmentalism
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To: windsorknot

It truly is a mental disease.


21 posted on 04/26/2018 2:19:26 PM PDT by Don Corleone ( lose the gun. save the cannolis.)
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To: GraceG
Harry Kim on Star Trek Voyager lost his virginity right?

That man was so wooden he suffered from Dutch elm disease.

22 posted on 04/26/2018 2:20:36 PM PDT by KC_Lion (If you want on First Lady Melania's, Ivanka Trump's or Sarah Palin's Ping Lists, just let me know.)
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To: rktman
College professors. Is there anything they don't DO know?

These days, it appears that they don't really know anything.

23 posted on 04/26/2018 2:20:40 PM PDT by Maceman (We need a temporary ban on Muslims just until churches and synagogues can be built in Mecca.)
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To: PGR88

Gives “raping the earth” a much more literal meaning.


24 posted on 04/26/2018 2:20:45 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: rktman
Not sure what Laz would think.


25 posted on 04/26/2018 2:22:56 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: rktman

Now, let me introduce you to my new gf. Yes, a prickly pear cactus. Owww!
= = =

Isn’t there a song, “Poison Ivy”?


26 posted on 04/26/2018 2:23:25 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You know that I am full of /S)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Tree sex
27 posted on 04/26/2018 2:23:30 PM PDT by Maceman (We need a temporary ban on Muslims just until churches and synagogues can be built in Mecca.)
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To: rktman

Can a tree give consent?


28 posted on 04/26/2018 2:25:46 PM PDT by dangerdoc
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To: PGR88

Maybe the earth would view this as aggressive sexual harassment or rape?
= = =

Didn’t the early pioneers Plow The Earth?

But they were white men.


29 posted on 04/26/2018 2:25:52 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You know that I am full of /S)
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To: EvilCapitalist
And for the ladies....

See the source image

30 posted on 04/26/2018 2:28:25 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Maceman
Image result for sex trees

 

(I better stop before the mods pull my posts. Oh wait. Don't hit send. Don....

31 posted on 04/26/2018 2:31:03 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Cicero

Now that puts a new perspective on “getting a woodie” doesn’t it?


32 posted on 04/26/2018 2:33:15 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
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To: rktman

You’d have to be nucking futs to do that.


33 posted on 04/26/2018 2:34:34 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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To: Scrambler Bob

She caused a lot of trouble for Batman.


34 posted on 04/26/2018 2:34:53 PM PDT by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: Billthedrill

‘The FR Pun Police are sending in the ninjas.’

kinda gives one a woody...


35 posted on 04/26/2018 2:37:09 PM PDT by IrishBrigade
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To: rktman

Apparently, she’s in love with a cucumber, or something.


36 posted on 04/26/2018 2:42:28 PM PDT by MortMan (The white board is a remarkable invention.)
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To: IrishBrigade
kinda gives one a woody...



Chapman: Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn.

Idle: What's gone, dear?

Chapman: Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of *woody* quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'.

Cleveland: Ugh! Frightful words!

Idle: Perfectly dreadful!

Chapman: 'Newspaper' -- 'litter bin' -- 'litter bin' -- dreadful *tinny* sort of word.

Cleveland: *screams*

37 posted on 04/26/2018 2:43:02 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: rktman

I volunteer to shove a pine tree up her ass and see if it gets her pregnant.


38 posted on 04/26/2018 2:44:26 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (What profits a man if he gains the world yet loses his soul?)
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To: Larry Lucido; Lazamataz

Laz would hit that. Like a deranged woodpecker.

Get some tweezers - pull the splinters out.

Then hit it again.


39 posted on 04/26/2018 2:51:42 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: rktman
Eco-nuts: Environmentalism can't progress until people try to reproduce with tree

Can't wait until a redwood takes an environmentalist to court for barking up the wrong tree.

40 posted on 04/26/2018 2:52:38 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (01/26/18 DJIA 30 stocks $26,616.71 48.794% > open 11/07/16 215.71 from 50% increase 1.2183 yrs..)
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