I wish I could come but at this moment it would be as a bum. I’ve hit a low low low place. I’m in nearly godless Gainesville, FL where I went to take a job with a company mired in corruption. We didn’t agree. Adios muchachos. Looking in vain for more high tech that wants me. That last gig looks like tomcat piss on my resume.
Yeah I found yotes. Urban Dictionary! Why is there no Redneck Dictionary?
Can you ride a horse?