Posted on 02/14/2018 4:12:04 PM PST by madprof98
That first one looks like my own ‘shocked face’.
Better they spoil some cute dogs than try and raise a child.
Awesome! Which one is carrying the child in his uterus? Oh, wait...
I almost lost it when I misread the headline as “Olympian Tom Delay expecting first child with screenwriter husband Dustin Lance Black,....”
Explain to me how a man can be pregnant
Baby gerbil?
No they aren’t. They are most likely waiting for a paid surrogate to complete her terms of sale and take possession of an infant.
I love that woman!
“The ROOF was ON fire.”
So, this is what we’ve come to.
Sooner or later, the worm will turn for these deviants.
I won’t live to see it. But eventually there will be reborn a society that will eschew this evil. I don’t know where. I don’t know when.
Though humanity will enjoy a long period of Biblical normalcy...though only to retread this same perverted road again.
Though by then we may well have been wiped out by some unforeseen cataclysm.
The Gnostic Gospel of Thomas includes a passage that has always haunted me thus:
“And the disciples said to Jesus, “Tell us how our end will be.”
And Jesus said, “Have you discovered the beginning that you inquire about the end? For where the beginning is there shall be the end.”
The beginning was meteoric impact.
Please tell me Tom is a misspelling of Tami.
Biologically impossible for two men to expect a baby.
I really no longer belong in this world.
Which one of the guys is pregnant?
Flash forward to the inevitable dispatch from agents:
Tom and Lance have decided to consciously uncouple and have nothing but great mutual admiration and affection for one another and their beloved offspring (gender authentication declined). They would ask that you respect their privacy at this brief time before they start hitting the clubs again. Thank you for your kind support!
Someone pass the airsick bag ... the magnum-sized one ...
Exactly what will happen. Completely predictable. And it will be treated with the same solemn respect in the press as this crazy announcement was.
We are way down the rabbit hole, at this point.
Sickening. Disgusting.
Last I heard, men can’t have babies.
i already did.
I had to read parts of this article, twice, just to make sure I wasn’t misreading. Wish I hadn’t...
So who the hell is pregnant?! Not Tom and not Dustin. WTF?!
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