Posted on 02/14/2018 4:12:04 PM PST by madprof98
Olympian Tom Daley and his director and screenwriter husband Dustin Lance Black are growing their family.
The pair announced they were having a baby on Wednesday morning with matching Valentine’s Day photos, each featuring a ultrasound photo along with their wedding bands.
“We were so busy making all these plans – we both wanted to have children; we both wanted to build a home of our own someday,” Black told the magazine in 2016. “I draw, so I was sketching little plans for houses on cliffs overlooking oceans, while Tom watched over my shoulder – it was a very grown-up version of playing house.”
Their relationship was “love at first sight,” and they knew marriage was bound to happen.
(Excerpt) Read more at ajc.com ...
Puke.
“I draw, so I was sketching little plans for houses on cliffs overlooking oceans, while Tom watched over my shoulder – it was a very grown-up version of playing house.”
O_o
Ok, whatever dingus.
It will be a breech birth, of course. Labor induced ... with Milk of Magnesia.
Read the extracted part wondering about certain biological realities...
Who cares?
CC
Never heard of either of them.
Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But ... you can’t HAVE babies!
Stan: Don’t you oppress me!
Reg: I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
Unless a baby can be born from an ass, they are “having” no such child.
Umm, what?
That’s some sick sh!t.
He can stick it in all he wants, no baby is coming out of there.
The pronouns don’t work.
5.56mm
Nouns too.
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18 Then the LORD God said, “It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a helper fit for him.”
19 So out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to the man to see what he would call them; and whatever the man called every living creature, that was its name. 20 The man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for the man there was not found a helper fit for him.
21 So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh;
22 and the rib which the LORD God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man.
23 Then the man said, “This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.”
24 Therefore a man leaves his father and his mother and cleaves to his wife, and they become one flesh.
25 And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed.
This is how God planned it.
I seem to recall a quote regarding politicians (loosely paraphrased):
Politicians are not born; they are excreted.
Maybe they’re taking home a huge turd wrapped in a blanket.
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ...
Hilarious! Idiots claiming that politics has defeated biology !
But at least they got married before they decided to have a baby. /S
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