Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying

www.timesofisrael.com ^ | 02/13/2018 | By AFP and Michael Bachner

[Tax-chick]

I think insects would be more effective at spying than reptiles.

[NicknamedBob]

“In their possessions were a variety of reptile desert species like lizards, chameleons… We found out that their skin attracts atomic waves and that they were nuclear spies who wanted to find out where inside the Islamic Republic of Iran we have uranium mines and where we are engaged in atomic activities,” he said.

"A horned toad can tell you which way to go." -- Chief Dan George

"I can translate." -- NicknamedBob

[Tax-chick]

“Go that way!”

Evening, Bob. I finished “Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell” on 26 audio CDs. The resolution was satisfactory. There’s room for a sequel, if the author didn’t die of old age writing this one.

[Darksheare]

Needs Photoshop.
;-)

[Tax-chick]

That wouldn’t give him his tail back.

[Darksheare]

I know, but make him an action hero and it might do wonders for his reptile self esteem!

[Tax-chick]

He seems to be pretty self-confident. (I don’t think he’s smart enough to know that he doesn’t have a tail.) Baby casts him a glance of unutterable contempt, and he thinks, “That means she’s crazy about me!”

[Darksheare]

“I’m drawing looks, it’s a start!”

[null and void]

Now THEM! is ants!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[Tax-chick]

Lizards don’t eat nuts.

[Darksheare]

Well, that was a totally BS drive back from work.
28° F outside and raining, so the roads were slick.
Oh, and no road crews salting or sanding.

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

Now THEM! is ants!

Great movie, and it's in my collection, thanks to my son!

[Monkey Face]

Floofy kittehs! Actually, they look like bench warmers. ;o]

Good morning.

I’m sorry Sally is a drama queen. Pity poor her for being left behind once. It seems like every family with more than one child is doomed to have one. The sad thing is they never grow out of it.

[airborne]

This is no laughing matter people!

Have we already forgotten the historic tragedy that is Godzilla? !?!

Imagine if you will a 100 foot tall chameleon... Hiding in plain sight in downtown Tehran!

(yeah, when I write out like this, I suppose it could be construed as a laughing matter)

[Monkey Face]

The days of Godzirra and Mothra and Gidra are alive and well in Iran!

But I’m thinking in terms of skink-sized or bearded dragon-sized spies. I mean, the former three would be way too obvious as spies. Imagine a giant reptile eye looking in the lab window... Yeah. Like that.

[Salamander]

If I told you, I’d have to...

;D

[Salamander]

Couldn’t we put a Komodo Dragon and a liberal in a room to find out?

[Tax-chick]

Tom’s a drama queen, too. I think they’ll grow out of it enough to function.

Tom will be annoyed at having to stay at CP until 4:00 today, but if he’d gotten up this morning and showed up to discuss the schedule, I would have offered to pick him up at 12:30, when I’ll be on the way home from church with the younger children.