““close the lid when finished..”
Nothing is more of a PIA as dunking your tushy into a toilet bowl at 3 a.m. That cold water hits you and then you are up... can’t get back to sleep. Ugh....”
I have sort of the same problem...and I’m standing up.
Yup.
That water is cold...
and DEEP
“... and I’m standing up”.
To be honest.. I have to admit that a guy waking up at 3 a.m. and somehow just “knowing” where to aim... do his business while standing and then go back to sleep... well, that’s a talent! I have always assumed the number of steps to the potty and uh... angle... must be memorized.