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To: E. Pluribus Unum

What do women martyrs get in heaven???


2 posted on 10/12/2017 5:13:47 AM PDT by C19fan
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Do they have to make sandwiches as the men enjoy their virgins?


3 posted on 10/12/2017 5:14:32 AM PDT by C19fan
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To: C19fan

Their temporary virginity back?


5 posted on 10/12/2017 5:16:31 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (You can't have totalitarian globalist government if the peasants are armed.)
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To: C19fan

Boars with 24” long penises that are fed Viagra.


7 posted on 10/12/2017 5:24:14 AM PDT by VietVet876
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Their Virginity back.


8 posted on 10/12/2017 5:27:06 AM PDT by Fhios (Down with your fascism, up with our fascism.)
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To: C19fan

“What do women martyrs get in heaven???”

Seventy-two male acne covered adolescent martyrs who couldn’t hold a conversation with a woman in any language. Yes, that would be Hell but, then, none of them are going to Heaven. What kind of God would let them in?


9 posted on 10/12/2017 5:37:56 AM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: C19fan

“What do women martyrs get in heaven???”

According to a Palestinian woman who failed as a suicide bomber women martyrs get to be in charge of all the virgins for a man. In other words, they finally get to be the boss of something. They finally get the chance to tell others what to do, to have power and prestige.

Yeah, it’s a sick thing.


12 posted on 10/12/2017 5:52:53 AM PDT by vladimir998 (Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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To: C19fan

Perpetual virginity.....................


14 posted on 10/12/2017 6:15:15 AM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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To: C19fan

What do women martyrs get in heaven???

72 cats


18 posted on 10/12/2017 12:11:40 PM PDT by ak267
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