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The Left Is Now Triggered By Cotton [Wish this were satire, but no]
Townhall.com ^
| Sept 19, 2017
| Leah Barkoukis
Posted on 09/19/2017 2:15:44 PM PDT by fwdude
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To: IllumiNaughtyByNature
Cotton Blossom. Imagine a plant 5 feet tall and these blossoms all over it!.................
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:26:18 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: fwdude
Well it ain’t gonna pick itself.
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:26:41 PM PDT
by
Salvavida
(The Missouri citizen's militia sends its regards.)
To: fwdude
When those cotton bowls get rotten
you cant pick very much cotton,
In them old cotton fields back home.
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:27:02 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(Build The Wall !! Jail The Cankle !!)
To: fwdude
I hear they just want a life without whites.
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:28:08 PM PDT
by
umgud
To: fwdude
Throw a new iPhone at her — she’ll forget all about being triggered.
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:28:24 PM PDT
by
Fast Moving Angel
(It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
To: Delta 21
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:28:26 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(Build The Wall !! Jail The Cankle !!)
To: fwdude
cotton and banana peels are evil !!!!
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:28:31 PM PDT
by
Enchante
To: fwdude
Tell them to take off their pants and shirts and that they can no longer wear or use cotton.
What idiots.
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:28:36 PM PDT
by
ADSUM
To: fwdude
Ms. Daniell would faint at the song we periodically sang in my Boy Scout troop:
“Gonna jump down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton
“Gonna jump down, turn around, pick a bale a day”
[Repeat]
“Oh, Lordy, pick a bale of cotton
“Oh, Lordy, pick a bale a day”
[Repeat]
“Gonna picka picka picka picka picka bale of cotton, etc.”
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:29:37 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(April 2006 Message from Dan http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
To: fwdude
OK. NONE! NOT EVER! NOT ANY WHERE! NOT FROM ANYONE! FOR ANY REASON! NO COTTON Candy for you! LOLLOL
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:29:49 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country)
To: fwdude
You can’t boycott cotton.
Because boy-cott.
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:30:26 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
To: fwdude
Next on the agenda
Q-Tips
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:31:23 PM PDT
by
airborne
(I don't always scream at the TV but when I do it's hockey playoffs season!)
To: fwdude
“On so many levels?” Name 2 snowflake...
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:33:07 PM PDT
by
subterfuge
(Save the monuments!!)
To: SandRat
I guess I must change my name. What can one do when one’s name alone can inflame snowflakes.
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:33:38 PM PDT
by
cotton
(one way, one truth, the life.)
To: airborne
You can have my Q-Tips when you take them from my dead, earwax-encrusted fingers...
To: fwdude
Q Tips are quite triggering
To: fwdude
What a bunch of PATs! PAT = Perpetually Offended Tw@t.
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:36:27 PM PDT
by
jurroppi1
(The Left doesnÂ’t have ideas, it has cliches. H/T Flick Lives)
To: fwdude
To: fwdude
Cotton is ready to pick here in my part of America. Come on down and give it a try.
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:38:32 PM PDT
by
WeWaWes
(When I look in the mirror I see an elephant--a bad ass elephant)
To: subterfuge
Marshmallows used fo decorate a cake is also a “Cotton Race crime”.
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posted on
09/19/2017 2:38:46 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country)
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