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To: adorno

I don’t know.

It was like something came over me.

I was just sitting here reading FR posts and clipping my toenails when suddenly, it was like somebody said the words “Puerto Rico”.

Well, it’s just me and the Little Dog sitting here and he can’t say “Puerto Rico” because he slurs his “S”s, so I was kind of shocked.

I waited to hear if any more American Territories or Protectorates were yelled out, but all was quiet.

Too quiet if you ask me, but you haven’t asked me about sound levels. I think you asked me about free-associating Puerto Rico with the Rolling Stone Magazine being for sale. I lose track, sometimes.

Well, I hope you have a wonderful Oktoberfest and I sure do thank you for inviting me to the yodeling competition. Perhaps I can make it next year if we have a good crop of Boll Weevils.


25 posted on 09/17/2017 7:51:05 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

How are things in Gitmo these days by the way?


32 posted on 09/17/2017 7:54:25 PM PDT by Bullish (Whatever it takes to MAGA)
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To: blueunicorn6

“Perhaps I can make it next year if we have a good crop of Boll Weevils.”

Stop it, you’re triggering me! Racist!


34 posted on 09/17/2017 7:56:37 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: blueunicorn6

Puerto Rico???
Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...


37 posted on 09/17/2017 7:58:55 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th (I was conceived in liberty, how about you?)
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To: blueunicorn6

Sometimes a goofy post is so goofy that it becomes brilliant.


41 posted on 09/17/2017 8:04:10 PM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Post 25...that’s tellin’ em...lol


89 posted on 09/18/2017 2:59:44 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: blueunicorn6
I was just sitting here reading FR posts and clipping my toenails when suddenly, it was like somebody said the words “Puerto Rico”.

Yeah, I understand. My bad.

I'm pretty sure that the words "Puerto Rico" is in the back of everybody's minds and on the tip of their tongues every instant of their lives.
122 posted on 09/18/2017 10:03:43 AM PDT by adorno (w)
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