[adorno]

I was just sitting here reading FR posts and clipping my toenails when suddenly, it was like somebody said the words “Puerto Rico”.

Yeah, I understand. My bad.

I'm pretty sure that the words "Puerto Rico" is in the back of everybody's minds and on the tip of their tongues every instant of their lives.

[blueunicorn6]

Why, there isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t think of Puerto Rico.

The beaches....the hula girls....the giant Ponzi Scheme run by the government.

I think that Puerto Rico serves as an excellent model for what happens when people vote criminals into office.

Puerto Rico is broke.

I’m sure that there are plenty of good people in Puerto Rico who love their cats and adopt stray mothers, or something like that.

Criticism of Puerto Rico is not a personal criticism of you.